#snildren

[red-garden]

The snildren are not allowed near the skittens

[ark-blocks]

effervescent.... .. . . . . .. .. 

[hipsterzombiesquad]

My beautiful lush jungle of a snail terrarium! My babies are happy

[foster-the-beeple]

The birds love being on the floor and they have started to watch the snails every morning like weirdos.

[red-garden]

Are snakecumwar dressing up their daughters? maybe with bows, if not little outfits? (Having no arms and needing your whole body to slither on surfaces is an impediment to clothes, I guess, but??? you're telling me SQQ *wouldn't* get them little hats, or something??

Liu Qingge learns to knit to keep them warm but he’s not very good at it, basically only able to make sneaters (snake sweaters)- pictured below

Shen Yuan commissions outfits for his snaughters so they can be dressed for any occasion

Zhuzhi Lang does not dress them up because he personally doesn’t wear snothes in his snake form.

[red-garden]

What about the other snake aunts and uncles. Do they like Tianlang jun? Liu Mingyan?

Hatsune Miku tries to eat Tianlang Jun the first time they meet at Binghe’s request. Liu Mingyan eventually bonds with Vriska because they’re both fujos. Vriska is a talented yaoi illustrator and they collab on several projects together.

(Vriska’s portfolio)

@myceleium did an incredible illustration of this if they would like to share. Tianlang Jun’s favorite snaughter is Vriska after learning that she illustrates his yaoi.

Their least favorite snuncle is Wei Qingwei, because he gets mad when they eat pangolins.

Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, and Flutter Shy are all mommas’ boys who don’t really care about the rest of their snamily.

Naruto and Sasuke live full time on Bai Zhan with their disciple sniblings, play fighting with them.

[red-garden]

Which snake is eating ming fan? Is it vriska? I bet it's vriska (I have never read Homestuck)

Was chatting w @myceleium about the snildren (snake children). Hatsune Miku is the oldest of the brood and the most intelligent. She slithered off to live in the caves and is just an enormous fat fuck snake. When Binghe runs away to the caves to drink vinegar, he meets his giant niece (?) and he vents to her about all the bullshit on his peak. Hatsune Miku takes this in stride and eats Ming Fan to cheer him up.

[red-garden]

IS MING FAN DEAD????????

He’s literally fine he’s just dramatic. God, Hatsune Miku’s just playing, she’ll throw him up when she gets bored 🥱