#snz content

[itchyhitchy]

variety pack!

cw: stifles - audible and not, let outs, MESS, a little coughing, some talking, some “I’m gonna sneeze”, oh also I’m st*ned

+MESSY VIDEO UNDER THE CUT, minors dni+

realized after stopping this, I don’t HAVE any more napkins. blew my nose into a spare pair of work pants instead

[itchyhitchy]

Has anyone played w/ytchwood? The amount of described snz in this game is UHHHH … hornworthy to say the least.

The amount of:

“NO FUCKING WAY…..THEY THEY MUST! THEY MUST BE SNZFUCKERS”

Coupled with excited squealing.

If you haven’t, pls play this game. It’s a cozy game filled with autumnal vibes, mostly collecting and crafting but the amount of snz😍

[sneezeplease]

Ok but- cat allergies are so sexy

Like, I love the idea of allergens able to move and actively wanting to get to know/irritate who’s allergic to them

Consider:

Someone offering to watch their roommates cat as they go on vacation. That same week, they have their second date with B. Things get hot and heavy after the date, and A takes them back home. Between unlocking the door and passionately kissing, B has to pull back.

Their face is the perfect picture of irritated, eyes hooded from what had seemed to be lust, and face smattered with red. Just as A prepares to purr about how sexy they look, B ducks down to sneeze harshly. They’re pushed closer to A with the sneeze, body’s slotted into each other, and A almost says bless you before B’s sneezing again, gently grinding against A as their body shakes from the force

“Sorry,” they say after sniffling, “that usually doesn’t happen, except if y-“ B hitches and sneezes harshly again, his nose red and face messy. “you have a cat?”

A feels too embarrassed to confirm, but after a few more sneezes they finally admit, taking B back to the car to try to stop the allergic fit taking place.

[sneezeplease]

Vague post time!

So, A is the odd one out of the OT3, if you will. They work themselves to the bone, determined to find the perfect date for B and C where they’ll pop the question. The wonderful, anxiety inducing question to join their already established couple.

Now, in the face of such a daunting problem, A starts to catch a cold. It starts off small enough for them not to worry about it, not to take any precautions, but by the time its date night they’re in the midst of it, sniffling and sneezing and coughing.

They’re a mess when they ask both of them out, and is whisked away to bed under their caring gazes. Of course the illness will spread to B and C, but for now A is supported by them, dressed nicely and feverishly mumbling about doing it correctly