#sock goblins

[moonshinevvitch]

Long ago, the socks in my drawer lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the sock goblins that live in the washing machine attacked.

[myadhdthoughts]

Sock Goblins

I swear to God that sock goblins are a real thing! I always loose one sock from each pair, and so now I’ve completely given up trying to catch them and just let them eat my socks. But It’s cool, I now wear odd socks so I can wear one of each of my favourite socks at the same time!

I legit used to set traps for sock goblins, when I was a kid, and like make a pile and try to catch them. I used to make traps all over the house and my mum would get sooooooooo angry.

So yes, sock goblins exist. And I swear that it’s not just my ADHD arse loosing them; sock goblins are real! 

[tattooed-historian]

You’ve heard of the sock goblins, now get ready for the TUPPERWARE TROLLS

[lil-fish-child]

Sock goblins were here I have found a meeting point

[lil-fish-child]

Update 1

People still don't believe in sock goblins and my spirits are low

[lil-fish-child]

No one understands

SOCK GOBLINS ARE REAL They hop In through portal from another dimension take one slightly used sock then leave

[shamelessbingewatcher22]

The only time your socks ever match is..

When you first purchase them. And then the left sock disappears from existence forever

[damnitdoodles]

I CAN’T FIND MY FLIP FLOPS THE SOCK GOBLINS UPGRADED