Ozai, half dead: Ursa... there are millions of names in front of you, just pick one...
Ursa: DON'T YELL AT ME!
Ozai: I DIDN'T YELL!
Ursa: WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?!
Ozai: You know what, I'm leaving!
Ursa: FINE!
Ozai: FINE!
Ozai and ursa: FINE!
12 minutes later~
Ursa, sniffing: I'm not being emotional. He's being emotional
Iroh walking in: Oh. Sorry, I didn't know you were in here.... Ursa, what's wrong?
Ursa looked away and stayed quiet
Iroh: You and my brother had a fight? Why?
Ursa: He said I was being emotional.... but I'm 6 months pregnant.
Iroh: I'll talk to him.
Ursa: Thank you
15 minutes later, iroh found ozai training
Ozai: Ha! That's what she told you?!
Iroh, already getting tired: yes...
Ozai: Well, I bet she didn't tell you she cursed me out!
(OK, I'm going to save me the pain of typing all of the he said and she said, and you the time of reading them, just know this went on for like ten minutes with iroh walking back and forth)
Iroh (with ozai): You know what I'm done!
Iroh grabbed ozai wrist and dragged him through the palace
Ozai: Where are you taking me!
Iroh: To your wife!
Ozai: Nooooo, I don't want to see her!
Iroh, having to drag ozai like they were kids again, finally made it and opened the door thrown ozai in, yelled talk, and closed the door
Ozai, on the floor where iroh had thrown him: Ow.
Ursa, getting up: Are you ok?!
Ozai, sitting up: Yeah, I'm fine...
Ursa, standing by him: Ok
They stayed silence
Ozai, getting up and facing Ursa: I'm sorry for being a jerk
Ursa: I'm also sorry for being a jerk
More awkward silence
Ozai: You look beautiful today
Ursa: Thanks, I thought this dress made me look fatter than I am....
Ozai: You're not fat. You are carrying the next generation of fire nation royal.
Ursa: That's a fancy way of saying I'm pregnant
Ursa laughing
Ozai: i am really sorry, though. I shouldn't have walked out during our fight... I should have stayed and solved it....
Ursa: I shouldn't have prayed that all of your hair would fall out...
Ozai: You did what?!
Ursa: Im sorry, I know hair is off-limits no matter what....
Ozai: Take it back!
Ursa: I thought you didn't believe in that stuff ?
Ozai: I don’t but this is my hair!
Ursa, laughing: I won't
Ozai: Ursa, this isn't funny! MY HAIR IS MY GLORY!
Ursa: That's it!
Ozai: What?
Ursa: For the baby's name!
Ozai: We are not naming a baby hair. That's just cruel