Henry Mickleton’s Cucumber Sandwiches
Mrs Gosling: [about the stable boy Mr Gosling eloped with] “Yes sir, that’s the one, Raymond!”
Henry Mickleton: “Mrs Gosling, I’ve told you a hundred times, please don’t call me ‘sir’!”
Mrs Gosling: “Oh yes, of course, I’m sorry, Madam.”
Henry Mickleton: “That’s better. Now, please oblige me by getting rid of this tart and, do you know what I think I fancy?”
Mrs Gosling: “No, Madam. That’s always been a bit of a mystery to me.”
Henry Mickleton: “Some dear little cucumber sandwiches on an eighteenth century plate.”
Mrs Gosling: “Of course, Madam.”
If you haven’t had the chance to listen to Gloomsbury yet, I absolutely recommend it! The BBC Radio programme chronicles the lives of 1920s “bohemians” in a brilliant parody of the Bloombsbury Group. It is just delightful, and as I find inspiration for meals and menus everywhere and anywhere, Henry Mickleton’s (parody of Harold Nicholson, played by Jonathan Coy) obsession with cucumber sandwiches have persuaded me to make those for tea. I normally wouldn’t have, I would have thought them lacking in flavour, and would have favoured crumpets, slathered with butter and Golden Syrup, which also happen to be his wife Vera Sackcloth-Vest’s (parody of Vita Sackville-West, played by Miriam Margolyes) péché mignon! That would have been my loss, surely for they are really good! I made them with Labneh; Henry being a diplomat, I imagine he might have acquired a taste for the velvety texture of the Middle Eastern treat. That’s why these sandwiches are Henry Mickleton's Cucumber Sandwiches, and not Mrs Gosling’s (the couple’s housekeeper, played by Alison Steadman), who most definitely made them, all the while thinking them rather “exotic”, I expect! Jules and I enjoyed these, and crumpets, very much!
1/2 teaspoon fleur de sel or coarse sea salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly cracked black pepper
a small bunch fresh chives
1 1/2 heaped tablespoon sour cream
4 large slices Soft White Bread
Thoroughly rinse cucumber under cold water. Cut into thin slices, and place in a colander over a large bowl. Sprinkle with fleur de sel, toss gently, and leave for about half an hour. The salt will help realease the moisture from the cucumber.
In a small bowl, combine Labneh, black pepper and salt. Finely chop chives, and add to the bowl. Give a good stir until well-blended. Then, stir in sour cream. Chill in the refrigerator.
Half an hour before tea, generously spread chives Labneh mixture onto each of the four slices of Bread.
Gently pat cucumber slices with a paper towel and arrange them onto two of the Bread slices. Top with remaining two Bread slices, pressing gently to close the sandwiches.
Cut each large sandwich diagonally into four triangles. Arrange finger sandwiches onto serving tray or plate, and chill, until serving time.
Serve Henry Mickleton’s Cucumber Sandwiches for Tea, with Mrs Truebody’s Ham and Gruyère Sandwiches, Crumpets and a pot of piping hot tea!