#sonny's thoughts

[cowsabungus]

my dads pretty woke I guess and he knows about ambulatory wheelchair users, right? does the man ever remember the word "ambulatory"? no. we've had everything.

ambient wheelchair user

adjective wheelchair user

allegory wheelchair user

auditory wheelchair user

tag urself

Bless his heart tho I love him dearly but the man does not do good with big words

[cowsabungus]

My brain is plagued with stories to tell

[cowsabungus]

my brothers got good reason to be so scared

[cowsabungus]

my baby brother just came into my bedroom (2am!!) and asks if I want some sweets

yes of course i do. stupid question

then he sits on my bed, as I'm chewing a toffee penny from a bag of quality streets

says "i'm saying this in confidence"

which is NEVER a good sign

and then presented me with a problem, one of his OWN MAKING mind, and now im the fucker who's gotta work shit out to undo his mistake!

like im glad the kid sees me as safe to come to with his stupid decisions, but dear god, it's literally going to cost me £700+ to sort it out

anyway im saving this one for his fucking wedding that's for sure

[cowsabungus]

I want that cute little "omg I'm SOOOOO OCD" type OCD people "have" bc I just had a break down about a spoon and couldn't eat my dinner THE DINNER I SPENT 1 1/2 HOURS ON give me the organising-highlighters-by-colour

[cowsabungus]

At the urgent treatment centre, in the queue to be checked in, my dad is going to speak to the receptionist because the desk is so high that I can't be heard by the receptionist

Me : dad please do not announce to the whole room I have a UTI

Dad: ok

We get to the front of the queue

Dad: HI THEY HAVE ANOTHER URINARY TRACT INFECTION

[cowsabungus]

my fuckin knees hurt

[cowsabungus]

Pour the water, drink the water, pee the water. Life is a prison.