Random fun facts abt the Argen siblings???
Refers to everyone with their last names, except for a select few she's close with. Used to call Idia "Big Shroud" and Ortho "Little Shroud", while the tweels get "Leech 1" and "Leech 2" interchangably depending on her mood
Rook calls her "Mademoiselle Muguet" and Floyd calls her "Cuttlefish-senpai" (she enables him and gives him lots of fun Beauty Club jobs so he likes her enough to call her "senpai")
Sucks ass in P.E. Can't run, can't push-up, can't do shit
Has a big fear of heights but always pretends she doesnt
Rly bad at drawing but her makeup skills slays
Didnt go to any school prior to NRC, she was privately tutored in Kingdom of Heroes and homeschooled after she moved to Fleur City. She doesnt want to be stuck w her mom tho as their relationship was rly tense, so she frequently skipped classes to just watch the ducks near Soleil River
Handmade all of her accessories, also sells them to fellow Pomefiore students for some extra cash. She used to learn various Fleur City crafts to pass time and that became one of her fav hobbies
LOVES seafood, esp tinned ones. Grim has beef w her bcs she always buys Sam's tuna can stocks in bulk and when she realizes this she bought out the entire store to laugh at his reaction (she sends half of them to Ramshackle anonymously the next day)
Falls for ragebait everytime even when she knows its ragebait
Very hot and cold; can be ur biggest glazer, apologist, enabler, and agenda poster if she likes u OR ur biggest hater, slanderer, and literally will curse the day u were born if she even mildly dislikes u
Knows that she has crazy rbf and to combat that she always texts with kaomojis (still types like an old man tho)
Embarassingly loses arguments rly often bcs she caught herself contradicting her own statements and goes to reflect mid-argument
Big fan of ducks. Will give her underclassmen various duck nicknames (Riddle: Tomato duckling, Sebek: Crocoduck, etc) If she doesn't like someone she calls them "ugly ducklings"
Has a file on everyone's habits and personalities, the dream gang was so freaked out seeing it in her dream
Unironically says old hag things like “back in my days…” or “when i was ur age…” when talking to the freshmen😭 also brings grandma candies with her at all times that she'd give if she likes their convo😭😭😭
Likes to call herself verbose but Idia just calls it as it is, shes a flowery yapper😭
Technically very woke, u won't ever find her judging ppl's special interests no matter how weird it is as long as its smth theyre genuinely passionate abt (Trey and teeth for example)
Pretty stoic in handling irl situations but she gets emotional easily watching movies. she cries a lot and is rly invested in the plot most of the time
Her magicam acc is completely dead. No pfp, no posts— she hates posting her photos despite Vil always nagging her for "wasting such a face"
More of a cats person than dogs bcs dogs are too obedient for her, too "dull". Likes fatshaming chonky cats too😭
The Argen family is part of the Jupiter Conglomerate, and her mother's family are wealthy merchants from the Land of the Red Dragons (yes she's technically Greek-Chinese)
Keeps all of this in the down-low at NRC, most thinks she and Soren just happens to have the same last name as the Argens
Gordon Ramsay of Twisted Wonderland and feeds ppl as her love language. Will straight up give ppl homemade bento boxes unprompted. But bcs of her reputation most thinks they're poisoned or smth & doesnt dare to actually eat them (except Ruggie)
She and Trey hosts lunch events sometimes
Yelena's "Saladicious" is a big hit in Pomefiore, and its basically a really filling salad with the exact amount of calories as Vil's decreed max per servings; just to spite him for not letting them eat as they wish
Azul needs Beauty Club's info broking services but she hates his ass so she always triples the price for him
Doesn't like ppl touching her out of nowhere and will slap them in reflex
Sucks ass at Astrology, failed almost two times.
Likes shimmery, iridescent things
Speaks Greek with Idia in private, also since I hc that Island of Woe Greek is an older dialect compared to the modern Kingdom of Heroes Greek, they get into silly fights asking Soren and Ortho what they'd call marshmallows in Greek or smth
Calls her underclassmen (freshmen especially) with "darling" or "dear" bcs she sees anyone moderately younger than her as kids. Most think shes just being condescending (sometimes yeah but most of the time shes not😭 she just cant win)
a pro at fps games bcs she used to play them religiously pre-NRC for a year to channel her anger. She doesn't rly play PVEs bcs its dull, and HATES gacha games bcs her luck sucks balls (she'd tell 182929 other diff reasons but ultimately its bcs her pride was hurt she lost her 50/50s 4 times in a row)
Yelena still finds the time to play her fps games even tho she doesn't have a PC in Pomefiore, so she borrows Ignihyde's from time to time (she'd crashout if her ranking goes down and gets extra competitive in the presence of sweaty Ignihyde gamers)
Doesn't rly understand internet/brainrot slangs tho "6...7? What's so fascinating about two numbers that've been beside each other for centuries now?" Idia was so perplexed w how calm someone as easily ragebaited as she was in a toxic lobby but turns out she just. Doesnt understand what they were saying😭
Rather than any of the Great Sevens, Yelena only somewhat "worships" the Righteous Judge. Even then its just an interest and she rly doesnt see the point of idolizing figures so long gone
Was a sheltered wealthy girl, so when her parents divorced & they moved to Fleur City with only her aunts' monetary support, she had to quickly adapt to living frugally. Now much prefers it this way bcs she actually likes cooking and cleaning on her own
Refers to all fellow freshmen with the -kun suffix regardless of gender
Rook's nickname for him is "Monsieur Rêveur" and Floyd calls him "Capybara-chan"
Oddly only ever calls Idia "Housewarden" and never "Idia-senpai" "Idia-san" or anything, and Idia thought its bcs he hated his ass😭 No Soren just thinks its cooler for him to be called by his title
Ragebaiter who does it just for the love of the game (Sebek, Idia, and Ace are his everyday victims)
Never smiles and looks aloof, but he just likes daydreaming and has insane rbf like Yelena
Actually rly chill and unserious, also very oblivious and has a horrible sense of direction
Lies as easily as he breathes bcs its funny to him
WILL snitch and throw people under the bus with zero expression
After B6 is roommates w Ortho, and Idia swore he's a very bad influence
Idia dumps a lot of his work on Soren and he always whines abt it to Ortho (he still gets everything done)
Calls Ortho his big brother once bcs Yelena takes care of him -> she's his nee-chan -> Ortho is technically his senpai and takes care of him too -> Nii-chan. Ortho never recovered
A famous indie game developer, many Ignihyde students glazes his games without knowing hes the dev (he just nods with a straight face)
As far as Ignihyde goes he's very sociable, although he only approaches ppl to get enough info to recreate them in his games. Ppl think he's weird but he's clearly harmless once u get used to his never-moving rbf
Gets insanely good grades, the top of his class at almost every subject. This pisses Sebek off so bad bcs he almost never seems to study
the only person who can come close to ragebaiting Soren is actually Yelena bcs shes so immune to him in particular and always enables him (reverse psychology)
Since he moved to Fleur City when hes quite young + was more focused on learning French there he actually forgor Greek a lot. So everytime Idia yaps in Greek w Soren it just goes one ear and out the other😭 he never addresses it tho and just acts like he understands (Idia never found out)
Since his UM can foresee probabilities & basically see the future, he likes to fuck w ppl and say that smth "was revealed to him in a dream" & they need to gamble whether he rly did foresee it or hes just making shit up
Very detached to his own experiences, he has no problem telling ppl abt his past trauma, etc BUT he will always distance himself in the storytelling by using placeholder characters and treating it as if it wasnt his own story
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