#sorry chief

[glitter-hound]

jitter bug ٩( ^▽^)人(^▽^ )۶ !!

[skinandscales-if]

TRULY! If not a cop then a government pawn and ain’t that just the same at the end of the day here

Judge: I sentence you-

MC: Do your worst. I'm not afraid of death.

Judge: To serve the state as part of the law enforcement.

MC: WHAT. A FUCKING COP??? WHY DONT YOU JUST SHOOT ME

MC the second they enter the city:

[baabontumbler]

I was writing a boring post but you know what, have this instead:

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

This is me issuing a formal apology to @the-gayest-sky-kid for every time I joked about how many photos of Dazai they have cause I just counted all my Akutagawa pics and.. yeah my bad I have no room to speak

[moonwave-crossing]

Animal Crossing Characters + Liner on Fleek

[classpectingshitposts]

Yo uh whaddya think of knight of rage 💛 mage of light jkjk unless?

We only sell dumb quotes and jokes about classpects. No quadrants in stock. Sorry.

- Mod Astro

[greaserink]

bidoof's law at looking at the t*rf blogs that reblogged my stuff and seeing in their tags, "kill all men".

[askyaboionicole]

waitwaitwait if zhurs is omega then does that mean.... oni jay????? are we gonna get oni jay???

Hmmmm probably not