#sorry fly

[i-lavabean]

I am The Bug Slayer, Vanquisher of Blood Suckers and Relocater of Lost Friendly Insects! All those who dare encroach on the rooms of unsuspecting toddlers beware, or face your doom!

[ardent-shortmunch]

I didn't know a fly would do this..

I just finished eating cereal and was just on tumblr and then a fucking fly flew into the leftover milk and everytime I tried shooing it away IT WOULD JUST FLY INTO A DIFFERENT SPACE OF MILK! so i just put it in the sink and turned on the faucet (thought it would just fly away) BUT NO IT JUST CHOOSES TO STAY THERE even after i sprayed soap on it.. I poured it down the sink and turned on the garbage disposal...

The poor fly died for the milk...

[dryskon]

a fly was walking over my laptop screen, and at first i was really curious how tumblr did that, but then i realised it was an actual fly

[under-a-lampshade]

there was a very tiny fly in my room so i tried to catch it. i caught it three time! but as a result of my surprise i let it go. but i finally caught it and took its life with my own hands...i feel immensely powerful

[rapdogmon]

Oh god....

I just killed a fly and I ripped of its wings cause I was angry.

But now I just feel guilt. That fly only had two days to live. 

I'm so sorry fly, may you rest in peace.

[slipnslime]

I just vacuumed up a living fly and I'm thinking how terrible it must be for him, slowly suffocating while surrounded by his dead brethren...

[justhannah19]

Casually just clapped a Fly to sleep... may he sleep in peace..

[savethearsonist]

Man, no one likes you when you're a fly. Everyone just wants to fucking kill you with newspaper.

What kind of life is that?