shits and giggles

[gif87a-com]

[gluten-free-pussy]

That’s her Uber

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

Scuber

[badjokesbyjeff]

[fbgdeliciousfriend]

SUNLESS SKIES is a Gothic Horror RPG with a focus on exploration and exquisite storytelling for PC, Mac and Linux.

Buy now on Steam or GOG!

[sixpenceee]

‘Alien’ gargoyle on ancient Paisley Abbey

A gargoyle on a historic 13th Century abbey has caused a social media sensation with its resemblance to the monster from the Alien films.

Via BBC

A photograph of the gargoyle at Paisley Abbey, which looks like one from the 1980s movie, has gone viral on Facebook and Twitter.

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[gaypussyretard]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

[rot-city]

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

[goblinbutler]

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

[kemonododo]

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

[deadddeviant]

Butterfly effect

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[catchymemes]

[horse-on-a-porch]

I love how the dog is so delightfully cheerful while the horse is like “Mrs haversham killed me”

[lireekuh]

Your comment just made me cry laughing

[adventure-heart]

It’s Colder in Chicago Illinois than Antartica!❄️

[catchymemes]

[vanquishedvaliant]

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

[null-set]

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

[vanquishedvaliant]

i dont follow

[null-set]

+

[vanquishedvaliant]

okay but what if you had a special bed instead 

nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress

[mythicalwashrag]

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[retrogamingblog]

Wii Sports theme but it’s played on the game’s packaging

[magiikm1ke-deactivated20200629]

we have achieved peak humanity, it’s all downhill from here

[homiedepot]

Me watching them hit Wii Sports

[doodlemeimpressed]

Has science gone too far? Or not far enough?

[throwbackblr]

The Midnight “Explorers” Album: Kids (2018) https://www.themidnightofficial.com/

[angrypedestrian]

Ska Tune Network is the hero we don’t deserve

[sixpenceee]

This unlikely photo shows a phenomenon called cross sea, and it’s basically the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. In surface navigation, a cross sea is a sea state with two wave systems traveling at oblique angles. Waves generated by the new wind run at an angle to the old, creating a shifting, dangerous pattern. Until the older waves have dissipated, they create a sea hazard among the most perilous. (Source)

[fakesorry]

Proof we’re living in a simulation

[sixpenceee]

What sort of witch craft is this? Via u/-sUBzERoo-

Friends, follow me on instagram as I’ll be posting more on there: instagram.com/sixpenceee

[misssatori]

sewing friends, what is this stitch? I have so many things to repair…please ; 3 ;/

[tashvi]

This is called ladder stitch, or blind stitch, iirc. Super useful stitch!

[bestialfury-deactivated20200430]

crawg love