#sorry hailey

[andyyxeve]

cummie flavored bertie botts every flavored beans

[spyritevesta]

Me: *dances*

My roommate, trying to study: *ignores*

Me: *dances louder*

[froggheadd]

Hi welcome to my slideshow presentation about why Hailey is really just 3 lizards in a trench coat, first of all-

[glubbity-moved]

Could i order one vine for an aquarius sun / libra moon / leo rising

a vine for aquarius sun / libra moon / leo rising

[thecaskofamontillado]

friend: haha oh yeah my younger sister is on the web now & knows tons of hilarious jokes even dirty ones a 40 y/o soccer mom version of me ripping through my chest: WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA? DOES SHE UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES SAYING IN HER JOKES? DOES SHE KNOW HOW TO CUT OFF CREEPERS & THROW OFF ANON HATE

[dirtymonstaa]

WHO SAID KIKI LIVES WITH YOU MIRACLE???? I WILLL rock paper scissors you for her because I'm against violence duuuuh llololololol

Legit thought long and hard about how to answer this because I am failing in life ( just ask Kiki, feistyvagabond) 

AND WHAT I REALLY WANTED TO SAY I CAN’T BECAUSE WE NEED TO KEEP THIS T RATED.

But I will say that… I can come around to the idea of sharing. ;) 

[rottenbrainmatter]

icon change :^p

[jellybeankitten]

Hailey's always upset that there's never any mashed potatoes on New Year's and Christmas Eve dinners, and the one year she goes somewhere else is the year that my mom and I decide to make mashed potatoes.