#sorry michael

[bxnnie-bxwl]

he tried

[autisticphineas]

I really can’t describe my thoughts on the zoetrope episode better than this

[aurlworthfightingfor]

Me high af listening to Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds rock opera and thinking about all the people who don’t know about it:

[phoebebrxdgers]

i wonder if when my brother cursed me with being a sharks fan he knew i’d end up writing about their star player getting ****** in the ***

[axostarz]

I got to ask 5sos a question during the daily sauce conference in cardiff and they bullied me for being american...

calum was nice tho

[archipelagoofstars]

i think i'm a bit passive agressive towards mike here

[nessashelly]

if I accept Ted as your boyfriend, will you get me a date with @michaelsguidetosurvival101

@vanessasroommate

I mean, I can try, but I doubt he'll want to go on a date with you. Does that satisfy you enough to leave us alone??

[brightmalcolm]

You pretty. He ugly. You swan. He frog.