#sorry seth

[tvsnationalgeosapphic]

Jessica Fletcher more like the Jessica Sketcherrrdrrrer

[odetojupiter]

we talk about matchmaker kevin day but let’s talk about matchmaker neil josten for a sec. he sorted aaron and katelyn’s relationship issue by encouraging katelyn to get aaron to fight for her, and got kevin to give renee jean’s number. like he doesn’t even realise he’s doing it because he has his own motivations but still. accidental relationship therapist. imagine the foxes end up going to him for relationship advice and he’s like why tf r you asking me and they’re like, look at aaron and katelyn, they’re dating because of you!! and neil is just like, god, don’t blame me for that.

[wolfenhausen]

Starting to remember why I stopped watching RAW

[timelessglamour]

Remember when Sami and Becky were in the mixed matched challenge and Sami kept trying to turn Becky on the fans. Now there's ride or die Sami Zayn fans and everybody says Becky is the greatest of all time. They really made it 🥹

[tumorhead]

thinking about the other day when we had friends over and one guy got really really upset that we kept talking explicitly about what the experience of fucking the various muppets would be like

[adam-allfather]

HC: All the members of the first family have a mark that represents something significant in their lives. Adam has a scar on his chest from the rib removal, Eve has stretch marks from all the kids she bore, Cain has the classic mark of Cain and lastly Abel has a scar from being murdered.

(couldn't think anything about Seth cuz' there really isn't much about him so he's getting the usual forgotten child treatment)

[tallmadgeandtea]

Good afternoon I cannot believe this tweet is real

[skyisover]

i hope i don’t ever intimidate ppl out of being my friend bc being my friend is just receiving walls of text of me being emotional over intimacy in zombie games unprompted