#soukoku hell

[forthetaintedmemes]

Dazai "pull his hair, poke his face, and cradle Chuuya when he wipes out" Osamu:

Hate you.

Chuuya "fought Cthulhu, Smaug, and zombie ex-mafia boss for looking at Dazai" Nakahara:

Hate you more.

[chuuyas--wine-bottle]

I haven’t been on tumblr for a few years but excuse me this thing just healed me inside out

[iusedtohaveatopic]

When it's about soukoku

Bones : (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟﾟ.*ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Us : ☆ﾟﾟ.*ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆━ (°͡ ͜ʖ°͡ )

[shin-and-soukoku-blog]

BSD Short Novels about SSKK and SKK

“New short novels to be released on Dead Apple’s first 2 weeks: The first one is a “what if Akutagawa is in the Armed Detective Agency and Atsushi in the Port Mafia”. The second one is about Dazai and Chuuya’s first encounter.”

-@akutagawaprize

(Keep Reading if you wanna see my reaction. WARNING SUPER LONG)

OMG OMG OMG MY BABY SHIN SOUKOKU AND SOUKOKU GETTING A NOVEL TOGETHER!!! I am so hype and I just can’t wait to see Atsushi in the Port Mafia and Akutagawa in the Agency. Somehow this reminds me of the Taishou Stray Dogs April fools I read last time lol I wonder the one who created that feels happy since her self-au came true. Shin Soukoku switching sides.

ASDFGHJKL OMG SOUKOKU SOUKOKU SOUKOKU MY BABIES’ FIRST ENCOUNTER IS FINALLY GOING TO BE REVEALED!! But wait seriously 15?! I thought they met when they were 12 years old O.O they just look so young but I never thought they would be that young! Ahh I will just stick to my fantasy that they both met when they were younger since to me its kind of shows that Chuuya really cares and watched over Dazai since they met.

My biggest problem... I can’t read Japanese and I hope someone is willing to translate it. I found there are only few novel chapters that are translated so I hope this 2 new novels would be translated fully.

I am both excited and extremely worried this coming March. I am going to Japan and theres a chance for me to finally buy the BSD Dead Apple merches that I always wanted T-T it will be a once n a lifetime because this this can only happen once and I am so not missing this BUT at the same time I am so extremely worried that I will miss lots of my lessons in class and March is almost our Midterm Exams.

MY friend gave me an advice to go to Japan since my grades can still be catch up but my opportunity in Japan won’t. I am so afraid of my grades because it’s really hard and I don’t want to skip it but I really want those BSD merches T-T. So I decided to just go to Japan and trust my friend to help me with the lessons I missed and possible homeworks (I have no hope for groupworks since teachers decided to give a 0 score lol RIP me).

But if my friend isn’t able to help me……. I might won’t be able to post for a while due to depression because I experienced too many betrayals and leads me to severe depression but I will still be active for the sake of seeing my soukoku babies.

[venn-kaiagram]

Scar(e) City

Day 2 of Soukoku Week 2018:

Scarcity

Summary: Chuuya, Akutagawa, and Atsushi decide to enter a haunted house on Halloween. Chuuya doesn't think it's going to be that scary. However, the person who runs the haunted house knows exactly who has entered their haunted house. They'll make sure the three men are thoroughly spooked. After all, that's why it's called Scare City.

“This was a bad idea,” Atsushi groaned. Chuuya snorted, the kid was pathetic. A haunted house wasn’t that hard to deal with. Besides Atsushi had Akutagawa right beside him. He was already clutching the man’s arm, they weren’t going to fall into any of the separation tricks. Dazai was...who knows where. He had disappeared again. Chuuya didn’t mind as long as he checked in after a couple weeks. Sure it was frustrating but there was nothing he could really do.

This disappearance, however, really pissed him off. They had already planned to go to the small festival together but then he disappeared. So now Chuuya was left to be a third-wheel on Akutagawa and Atsushi date. Atsushi had invited him along probably because he didn’t want to leave Chuuya to get drunk and cry himself to sleep.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14841908

[sinicitasartworks]

INKTOBER Challenge Day 2: “Set it off - Partners in crime” + Port Mafia Week Day 1: “First missions” (so I’ll manage to participate at least in one or two days of this fandomweek … >.<) It’s not only Soukokus first mission … it’s also the first time that Chuuya decided to himself that Dazai shouldn’t drive … except they have really no other choice. This, the tale of, reckless love, living a life of crime on the run, I brush to a gun to paint these states green and red, Everybody freeze, nobody move, put the money in the bag Or we will shoot, empty out the vault and me and my doll will be on our way, our paper faces flood the streets, And if the heat comes close enough to burn then we’ll play with fire cause, You’ll never takes us alive We swore that death will do us part They’ll call our crimes a work of art You’ll never takes us alive We’ll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners Partners in crime. Want to see the speeddrawing? -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztob8lX00GQ

[munchmuffins]

more headcanons (fluffy edition, sort of)

(because i have knowledge on mafias and the italian culture and so help me i’m going to use it.) 

these are just what i think would happen with chuuya and dazai during the mafia!era and still in relation with my semi-analytical headcanon. these are the funnier and cuter ones that i think would happen

everyone loves french!chuuya and i do too but i think chuuya might be prolific in the italian traditions on the side. his buongiorno might sound more like brad pitt’s though but his vocabulary is okay. chuuya does all the talking. dazai sucks at foreign languages, period.  

elise makes chuuya play dress up because elise thinks mori’s taste in frilly dresses is terrible. kouyou takes pictures because how often do you catch your son looking so pretty and dolled up i mean dude looks like he came out of a french bordello i’m sorry but dazai kind of has a point

dazai took (dragged) chuuya on a spaghetti date at least once. the whole scene looks like lady and the tramp including the bella notte being sung out of a harmonica from the kitchen. it’s probably kajii. 

once in a while during a mission one of them would say something like ‘leave the gun, take the cannoli’. my money’s on dazai. 

speaking of which, if they ever got on a movie night at some theater, chuuya would insist they pick a film noir with gangsters in it or something starring audrey hepburn.

also hc, chuuya and dazai once saw gilda and during an undercover mission they ended up reenacting this scene when really they were bickering and they were so spot on it’s not even funny (imagine chuuya disguised as the target’s ‘wife’ and dazai in the role of johnny ‘the answer’s no’ farrell. besides, chuuya is practically rita heyworth in male form) 

dazai rarely dances. he and chuuya tried their hand at tango during a milonga and dazai ended up stepping on chuuya’s toes. chuuya’s a great tango dancer though. kouyou wouldn’t expect anything less. 

now we know chuuya raps/sings/makes poetry in his spare time while dazai paints. so they tried to go to an art museum once but it backfired because "what do you mean that’s not a pipe? that looks like a pipe” "it says ceci n'est pas une pipe, can’t you read?" ...really they can’t agree on anything

dazai hums la vie en rose when chuuya’s not listening. half of his playlists are vintage french songs from edith piaf to yves montand. chuuya never knew dazai still listens to them when he turned to the agency

when chuuya gets a little tipsy dazai would give him a piggyback ride because chuuya is smol and god forbid if drunk chuuya starts singing ‘when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amoreeee’ 

chuuya taught dazai how to enjoy his liquor. he totally did, knowing that chocolate and whiskey goes hand in hand isn’t something you’d know without experience, especially since chuuya’s favorite booze is wine. he probably found out the sweeter chocolate tastes pretty icky after a swig. maybe it was dazai who suggested he tried whiskey instead. 

they made up their tactic names together. they could’ve gone with numbers but nooo they had to be all artistic about it and you can’t tell me they didn’t stay up all night crossing off suggestions like why do you even

chuuya cooks. dazai mooches off of him. ‘we can’t order take out, chuuya, i predict we’ll get tracked’ yeah sure dazai 

‘hey, chuuya, a little help here’ ‘did you get your neck stuck in a noose again?’ ‘yeah, how did you know?' ‘...i’ll get the knife’ and this happens on schedule like on every tuesday

dazai pointing out chuuya’s terrible taste in hats is his way of saying ‘i wish you wouldn’t be in the mafia anymore’. that hat makes him look like a mafioso. without the hat, chuuya is his red-haired partner that he deeply cares about 

i probably have more but i’m sleepy 

tl;dr more mafia references for soukoku. now. 

[chuuyas--wine-bottle]

See the thing is, they have each other's back; forever and always, in every universe.