fic title, and it's Like This bc im starved for a pirate au: Davy Jones' Locker and Life Insurance
now i could write you a high school au about quiet pov outsider davy jones whose mother is an insurance agent and his observations of the senior couple forever making out in the corridor so he can’t get to his locker
one of yuri plisetsky’s teenage fantasies features yuuri as the terror of the pacific, never before defeated in battle, simultaneously in conflict with three different empires at once, and commander of a fleet of thousands of ships. obviously this is heavily inspired by the historical figure of lady pirate ching shih. give him a break, he’s 15 years old
in yuri’s head, he rises rapidly from the lowly position of cabin boy to first mate. he glares threateningly at yuuri’s rival captains at negotiating tables. he personally takes out naval officers trying to chase them down. he sneaks into captain katsuki’s cabin at night and makes out with yuuri in the middle of gunfights
yuuri is such a force of nature and so impossible to capture that his government offers him amnesty. yuuri, who is very tired, seriously considers ending his career
IF YOU RETIRE NOW, I’LL MAKE YOU REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, yuri yells.
hey, yurio? says real-life yuuri now, knocking on yurio’s door in his and viktor’s apartment in st. petersburg at 8am. you ok? you’re talking in your sleep.
i’m fine, yuri mutters, and rolls over and pulls the covers over his head.
send me a made-up fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it