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[incorrectowlboyquotes]

Otus, at Starbucks : Can I get a venti latte with, uhh, nine espresso shots.

Kernelle, next in line : Jesus Christ just do cocaine.

[julian-fawcett-said-bi-rights]

alison : julian, can you pass me the salt?

julian : sure. *throws the captain across the table*

[incorrectmercythompsonquotes]

Honey : Since you’re my friend you deserve to know... I slept with your brother last night. He told me how lonely he was and that he needed a friend... I felt sorry for him and it happened. I’m sorry. Are you mad ?

Mercy : Dammit, I owe him 20 bucks...

[incorrect-sabriel-quotes]

Gabriel : Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. Sam : .....

[incorrectakmuquotes]

chanhyuk: I have banana peel on the ground I’m going to see if it’s really slippery like it is in the cartoons chanhyuk: *slips over with a glass of water in his hand,water goes everywhere* AAAHHHHH

-Admin Caitlin

[incorrectowlboyquotes]

Dirk : Of course I’m over Alphonse! I don’t even think about him!

Dirk : *beats up a punching bag with Alphonse’s face on it while softly singing “Jar of Hearts” to himself*

[incorrectowlboyquotes]

Strix : How did none of you hear what I just said?

Bonacci : I’ve been zoning out for the last two and a half hours.

Fib : I got distracted about halfway through.

Solus : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[incorrectowlboyquotes]

Solus : I’m not getting into anymore more stupid debates with you.

Twig : Water is not wet.

Solus : How the fuck is water not wet it’s water --