incorrect akdong musician quotes

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Suhyun: come closer

Chanhyuk: *walks closer*

Suhyun: closer

Chanhyuk: *stands in front of her*

Suhyun: Now!

Hayi: *appears from the back and lock Chanhyuk's arms*

Suhyun: am sorry, but that hair needs to GO

-Admin Min

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chanhyuk : ‘take a hot air balloon ride’ no can do, i’m afraid.

suhyun : heights?

chanhyuk : baskets...

- admin caitlin

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Suhyun: Chanhyuk is an idiot

Someone: yeah haha he is an idiot

Suhyun: DO NOT SAY THAT ABOUT MY BROTHER

-Admin Min

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hayi : i wish i had the ability to make boys really nervous

suhyun : holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does it for me

chanhyuk : as a boy i can confirm that makes me really nervous

-admin caitlin

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chanhyuk : name one mean thing I have done or said ever

suhyun : ...you convinced me eggs weren’t real

-admin caitlin 💕

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suhyun : yeah,and then we all die.

chanhyuk : well, that’s one point of view.

suhyun : no,that’s not a point of view man.that’s a fact.

-admin caitlin ❣️

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Suhyun: *is feeling sad and upset*

Chanhyuk: Hey Suhyun,you know, if spiders had a complex social structure like us and they viewed humans as God's and each one of us has a Religion that groups of spiders group into, you know what that would mean? That would mean that there is a group of spiders out there who are rooting for you.

Suhyun: Thank? You? Oppa?

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suhyun: I hate it when you're arguing with one pare- oh shit the ice cream man...oh man.

-admin Caitlin 💞

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Suhyun: If I run and leap at Hayi, she will most certainly catch me in her arms

*suhyun runs to Lee Hi*

Lee Hi: NO! I'M HOLDING COFFE

*drops the coffe to catch Suhyun*

-Admin Min

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Chanhyuk: Uh.. hey Suhyun, can I ask you a question?

Suhyun: Yeah?

Chanhyuk: Why are we lying on the ground?

Suhyun: You fainted so I laid down next to you so people would just think we're chilling

-Admin Min

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chanhyuk: I have banana peel on the ground I’m going to see if it’s really slippery like it is in the cartoons chanhyuk: *slips over with a glass of water in his hand,water goes everywhere* AAAHHHHH

-Admin Caitlin

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Suhyun about YG ENT: I LOVE MY COMPANY UNCONDITONALLY :) :)

*whisper*Should have burned this place down when I had the chance

Lee Hi:....gurl, same. If you decided to carry out the plan one day count me in

-Admin Min

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Hello!

I’m the new admin of this blog now, nice to meet you :) I’m a fan of AKMU since pretty long ago&I really like this blog so I want for it to continue. I’ll try my best to post funny incorrect AKMU quotes. If anyone have any suggestions of what quotes to post please feel free to submit it to me

And if anyone wants to manage this blog together with me please send me a message!

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I noticed I didn’t write any name you can call me here So introducing myself again, I’m admin Min And Admin Caitlin and I are managing this blog together hope you guys will enjoy our posts :)

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*laying in bed together* hayi: you wanna do this? chanhyuk: *nods* are you sure you want it? hayi: yes,of course.only with you chanhyuk: *starts reciting Shakespeare* hayi: hayi: nice.

-Admin Caitlin

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chanhyuk: it’s too late.he’s been murdered by someone in this room.welcome to another classic chanhyuk murder mystery dinner! suhyun: I’m leaving.

-Admin Caitlin

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hi!

hello,I’m Caitlin and I’m a new admin!it’s nice to meet you!I’m so pleased to be helping out around here!please welcome me warmly~ I hope my posts will be up to your standards!

love you all! ❤️

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*if Chanhyuk and Suhyun fights*

Chanhyuk: I WILL PEPPER SPRAY YOU

Suhyun: Pepper spray me, I WILL PEPPER SPRAY YOU

*ended up pepper spraying each other

Chanhyuk and Suhyun: ARGGHHHHHH IT BURNS