Nov 23, 2018
things i’ve said to my nine month old great dane puppy
“we’ve talked about this; get the blanket out of your mouth.”
“how could someone so majestic looking be so clumsy?”
“stop trying to eat stuff that’ll make you throw up.”
“you’re the reason we can’t have nice things.”
“you’re crushing me, you big dummy.”
“i wish i had your energy.”
“what is that --?! oh, it’s just dog food. okay.”
“stop giving me the puppy eyes. you know what you did.”
“my stuffed animals aren’t your chew toys!”
“i buy you nice stuff and you’d rather play with the box.”
“oh so this food isn’t good enough for you now? wow. thanks.”