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[orbitsab]

they’re in love, your honor

[thepercyfan]

Percy: I just realized that the word 'nun is just n doing a cartwheel-

Annabeth: *grabs dagger* alright thats it-

[kinkierboots-deactivated2023050]

[timco0p-deactivated20151113]

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

[simaholicsanonymous-deactivated]

hottay. 

[colorsoflisa]

He looks good O.O

[aod4909]

my friends on facebook gotta look at this ;)

[thepercyfan]

Always. Always reblog this when it's on your dash

[thepercyfan]

Chiron: I hope you two have an explanation for this.

Travis: We have three actually.

Connor: Pick your favorite.

[valtsv]

in the event of a near apocalyptic disaster all calendar years will henceforth be charted as occurring either Before Pacific Rim (dir. Guillermo del Toro) or After Pacific Rim (dir. Guillermo del Toro)

[thepercyfan]

Y E S

[thepercyfan]

Leo, drunk: Remember Satan was the first to demand equal rights

Jason: I can't tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-Satan

Piper: I'm deciding this is pro-Satan

Leo: *cackles*

Jason: Definitely pro-Satan-

[ambassadorofplutoo]

Percy: my level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where i don't know if i'm kidding or not

[thepercyfan]

Thalia: Heres the thing though, is it a murder if I give them a heads up?

Annabeth: I think thats called a threat-

[thepercyfan]

[Percabeth texting]

Percy: costco has a 4 foot wine glass

Annabeth: don't you fucking dare

Percy: ...

Percy: Mistakes were made

[thepercyfan]

Percy: I JUST REALIZED THAT WE DONT KNOW HOW DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD'VE BEEN FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW-

Piper: GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

Leo: WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Annabeth: Oh my gods, neither of those are dinosaurs and there's 145 million years separating them both, this conversation is a paleontological disaster

[thepercyfan]

Percy: WHY IS IT CALLED FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN IT COULD BE BED, WED, BEHEAD-

Annabeth: Easy there Henry

Grover: Who's Henry?

Britain: *faint laughing*

[thepercyfan]

Annabeth: I'm bed, bath and beyond done with all of you.

[thepercyfan]

Annabeth: You need to understand that sarcasm will get you nowhere in life

Percy: No but it get me to the Sarcasm Championships in Germany back in 2019

Grover: Really?!

Annabeth, dying: He was being sarcastic

[bluedietcoke]

imagine being able to say that your aunts are: piper mclean, daughter of aphrodite and super cool lesbian best friend. hazel levesque, daughter of pluto and best horse girl. rachel elizabeth dare, one of the richest kids in manhattan with her own chopper. reyna ramirez arellano, daughter of bellona and praetor of new rome. and thalia grace, only child of zeus who once was a pine tree and hunter of artemis. and that your uncles are: jason grace, son of jupiter and former praetor of new rome. leo valdez, the only child of hephaestus who can control fire. frank zhang, praetor of new rome and shapeshifter. nico di angelo, the ghost king and son of hades and super cool gay uncle. will solace, camp’s best healer with a super fine sun tat with a chaotic bi dad. magnus chase, that super cool uncle who wants to fight the cops all the time. and grover underwood, the literal lord of the wild. percabeth’s children really won huh

[thepercyfan]

Indeed 😌

[thepercyfan]

Aphrodite: Fuck you my child is completely fine

Piper: I know what you mean and I don't think thats how it goes-

[thepercyfan]

Zeus: Fuck you my child is completely fine

Thalia: *tree*

[thepercyfan]

Poseidon: Fuck you my child is completely fine

Percy: *the entire pjo + hoo series* I think not-