Luigi incorrect quote: Luigi’s ships team up
*Luigi is being forced into marriage with a girl he barely knows. Peasley was going to be the best man, but isn’t here for some reason.*
Pastor: If there be anyone who objects to the union of these two, let them speak now or forever shut their traps.
Peasley: I object!
*everyone except Luigi gasps and turns around to see Peasley standing at the entrance.*
Peasley: This wedding can’t take place because, uh, well, uh, Luigi here… promised to marry ME!
*everyone gasps again.*
Bride’s brother: You promised to marry your best man?
*Luigi blushes. Then Bowser appears by the entrance.*
Bowser: I also object! Luigi Jumpman promised to marry me!
*several others then appear.*
Daisy: Hey! He proposed to me last week!
King Boo: He’s my fiancé!
Waluigi: WE’RE engaged!
Dimentio: He promised himself to me!
*the bride is furious.*
Bride: how dare you… one two three four five six se… eight-time me like this!
