#source: dodgeball

[angelofthenight]

Ed: We should mate.

You: I'm sorry?

Ed: Uh, I mean date, we should go on a date sometime.

[sneakymcsneakerson]

Easy way to sum up Knuckleduster and Vigilante!Deku’s master-student relationship:

Iwao: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Izuku: …what?

Iwao: *beans the poor kid between the eyes with a wrench*

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: If you can dodge a rock you can dodge a punch

Henry: What?

Henry: *Gets nailed in the face with a rock*

[safirefire]

why do I feel like all of Firuzeh’s interactions with Kamran are her trying to train him in her own way for whatever she thinks is coming?

[incorrectpokeani-quotes]

[During art class]

Kukui: That is an... interesting painting.

Ash: Thank you! Yeah, that's me, taking the Tauros by the horns. It's how I handle battles. It's a metaphor.

Kukui: I get it!

Ash: But that actually happened, though.

[dudeimintomonsterprom]

Coach:  If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

Oz:  ...What?

Coach:  *Throws a wrench at Oz's face.*

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

Shadis: If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a titan.

Connie/Sasha: What?

Shadis: (throws a wrench at Connie/Sasha)

[shit-the-gorillaz-never-said]

"Ouchtown, population you, bro!"

-Ace after Russel trips 2D