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The gang: Boss, so we heard a rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra?

Ash: Yeah. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

Meanwhile on the Lemurian Star ...

Brock: What the hell is he doing?

Jack: Hanging a pirate.

Brock: Don't be ridiculous. Westfahl! What are you doing?

Westfahl: Hanging a pirate.

[in the middle of a trial, a faint buzzing sound can be heard]

Kiyotaka: What's that?

Celestia: I'm getting a text.

Kiyotaka: Excuse me?

Naegi: Are you crazy? You could've killed me!

Kirgiri: You're welcome.

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