#source: grainstealingthots

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Sarah: this is the “Ethan’s not cool alarm”

Sarah: *imitates alarm noise*

Erica: This is the “Ethan’s a virgin alarm” 

Erica: *imitates alarm noise*

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

I have enough adopted children to form voltron

-Steve Harrington

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

Benny: aggressively taps Ethan to alert him that something he was loading was at 69%

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

Jane: *has massive bottle of Pure Leaf*

Ethan: that's a big thing of tea

Jane: I'm a big thing

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

Eddie says I'm allowed to say shit

-Richie Tozier

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

Richie: I touch myself because I'm an orphan

Richie: wait no I don't I'm too pretty

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

Who looks a baby in the eyes and names it Rory?

-Erica

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Beverly: it's literally physically not possible for you to do that

Pennywise: I don't care I'm pennywise