#source: incorrect-quotes-generator

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

MC: [Says something dumb]

Mozart: Remind me again why I'm so in love with you?

MC: [Smiles]

Mozart: Ah, of course.

[potterandpromises]

Lucy: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Flynn: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

[emoprincey]

Remus: Am I going too far?

Janus: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

A while later

Janus: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Remus: No it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

[incorrect-caps-etc]

Evgeni Malkin: Why is Sid so sad?

Kris Letang: He took one of those "Which NHL Player Are You?" quizzes

Evgeni Malkin: and...?

Kris Letang: He got Ovi.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Shakespeare: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Jeanne: Weak. I sleep with a gun

MC: You’re both pathetic

Theo: Oh? what do you sleep with?

MC: le Comte

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Napoleon: What's up, guys? I'm back.

MC: What the--you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.

Napoleon: Death is a social construct.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Saint Germain: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Jeanne: That's why I carry two swords.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Isaac: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Dazai: You mean literally or figuratively?

Isaac: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...