#source: incorrectvld-quotes

[incorrecttamendegushiquotes]

Qi Fang: Name one mean thing I've ever done

Sun Jing: You once convinced me eggs weren't real

Qi Fang: They're not

Sun Jing: Haha very funny

Qi Fang: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

Sun Jing: No? What happened?

Qi Fang, already posting this whole encounter to his socials: Literally why would you fall for this again

[incorrectonceuponatime]

Elsa: I don't understand, what is a french fry?

David: A heavenly tall golden blonde piece of beauty with a pinch of salt.

Elsa: So, Emma?

David: What? No, no, not Emma-

Elsa: That does make some sense.

[lesbianenjolras]

Yaoyorozu : Everyone writes gay fanfiction

Kirishima: I don't write gay fanfi-

Bakugo: we aRE THE GAY FANFICTION

[batbrosbeforehoes]

Tim: I eat one can of cold spaghetti-ohs in public and suddenly everyone is attacking me or trying to buy me a microwave

Duke: What the actual hell man

[demidorks]

Jason: I can go 10 minutes without blinking

Frank: But why?

Jason: Cuz it's my personal record.

Percy: Mine is nearly half an hour.

Frank: BUT WHY

[racingwest]

Dick: Who do you three think you are?

Roy: I'm drop.

Jason: I'm dead.

Kori: And I'm gorgeous.

Roy: Together we make the ultimate trio!

Kori: But apart we-

Jason: I'm still dead, Roy has dropped to the floor crying, and Kori is still a beautiful goddess.

Dick: ...do...do you need a hug?

[softestvirgil]

Patton: Remember when I told you I liked Logan a lot?

Roman: Yeah?

Patton: I have something important to tell you.

Roman: What’s up, buddy?

Patton: You have a crush on Virgil.

Roman: …what?

Patton: On the bright side, he likes you too.

Roman: WHAT?!

[bangtanincorrect-blog]

Namjoon, to Taehyung: Hey, I cleaned our room.

Taehyung: That's nice.

Yoongi: What did you shove under the bed this time?

Namjoon: ...No, I actually cleaned it. Vacuuming and everything.

Seokjin: [scrambling up] I GOTTA SEE THIS!

Yoongi: I HAVE A CAMERA FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!