#source: periguita

[randomreader92]

Normally I’m more into Radioapple but I’m getting interested in Radiojoy. Maybe not romantic but that Alastor adopts Emily or Emily adopts Alastor.

I wanna make Charlie and Lucifer jealous that Alastor’s attention is stolen by Emily who is practically the embodiment of joy and good.

Charlie being jealous of Emily? Oh how the turn tables!

On how the Morningstars deal with jealousy, I imagine denial and suppression.

Charlie would be ashamed of her jealousy and try to pretend the feeling doesn't exist; after all, isn't it a good thing that Alastor and Emily are getting along so well? She is so happy for them... and not at all bitter about how Alastor no longer indulged her like that... about how another parental figure is leaving her behind. She just needs to try harder, prove that she can make this hotel work, that she is no longer a failure. Maybe then she won't be left alone again.

Lucifer is not jealous. HA! Why would he be jealous? He is happy- ecstatic even- that Alastor is bothering someone else. No, no no, he is just rightfully concerned about the little angel Evie and how much time she is spending with Alastor!

[randomreader92]

Alastor in Equestria AU

It occurred to me that Lucifer can join in the AU by replacing Discord.

Like he and Alastor are dropped in the same time but while Alastor becomes a young filly, Lucifer is a statue and he can’t get out.

By the time, Twilight and co. become the new bearers of the Elements, Lucifer is a little more touch starved and clingy to Alastor, recognising him instantly despite his new form.

(Lucifer is surprisingly not worse from the statue thing because as an angel, he doesn’t follow time the same way as usual people)

Another idea is when Alastor was on a school trip to Canterlot, they could recognise Lucifer in the statue and actually hear him.

I think Alastor would find a way to keep themselves close by.

Idea #1: Despite being a pegasus, they attend Celestia’s school and passed the entrance exam by using voodoo/white magic.

Idea #2: They get a job in Canterlot Castle. Gardener or animal caretaker maybe?

When Discord!Lucifer gets out there's an army of rubber ducks spawning in everywhere and Fluttershy!Alastor has a clingy white and gold snake wrapped around him! Celestia wasn't prepared for this scenario.

Oh, what if all the Hazbins are in Equestria!!?

[randomreader92]

Eve!Lilith!Alastor x Alastor in Twilight

I can think of a possible way for Alastor to have a child in Twilight.

He was already pregnant when he was sent in and the baby’s soul was transferred with its mother.

Evelith was pregnant before their death/forced reincarnation and as Alastor the soul didn’t manifest enough to restart development until Lucifer came to live in the Hotel and the fetus siphoned off the energy of their proximity.

In the book, the growth still happens and Alastor is unexpectedly a pregnant teen.

Charlie Swan is on a warpath looking for the boy who knocked up his child while the Hazbin Crew are freaking out over “Reneesme” appearing so soon.

@periguita @kitsunesongs Oh, Lordie, could you imagine how terrified Alastor must be as he has no memory of any conception? Both he and Charlie are naturally going to think of the absolute worst case scenario and would a paternity test even be possible in the case of a reincarnated soul?

Depending on when the pregnancy is discovered, Charlie may just fly off the handle and start hunting Edward down with the rifle before the lad can even explain how he is a virgin.

With the Eve!Lilith!Alastor angle, there's also the possiblity of Princess Charlie and Lucifer reading Alastor about selling his soul specifically to avoid Heaven, an idle thought about how his maman told him about how he used to 'correct' his own preacher's stories from the bible- even crying and calling him a liar- hints to knowing things that only a member of the Morningstar family would know and... a certain rubber duck follows him into the book.

[randomreader92]

Little Rose Bud AU

I just love the idea that early on in my AU, 7 year old Etienne is immediately respected/feared for being the daughter of the Radio Demon vs 200 year old Charlie who is not liked/respected even though she is the literal princess of Hell and daughter of Lucifer and Lilith.

Maybe it’s because the Radio Demon’s terror is fresher and closer on their minds than the distant figures of the Morningstar Family.

Is it really a surprise though?

On one hand, Lucifer has done nothing for his kingdom beyond making a theme park the struggling sinners are not going to be invested in and signing the contract approving their yearly genocide. Truthfully, the only thing Lucifer had going for him was 'Pure Angelic Power', and Vox revealed to all of Hell that he doesn't even have that! Oh, he could be doing so much more with it, but apparently Lucifer doesn't have the brains to utilise his one asset properly.

On the other hand, according to the far from reliable narrator Charlie, Lilith was 'peacefully protesting' against something before the Exterminations happened, then mysteriously vanishing the same year the genocide started, and hasn't really been spoken of by anyone but Charlie. Seems kinda suspicious to me, why wouldn't the kingdom just assume their queen had abandoned them all when the going got tough?

And then there's Charlie herself... I love her and she means well, but let us look back at her iconic song, 'Inside Every Demon Is A Rainbow', and what she calls sinners with zero irony or self-awareness.

So, all you junkiеs, freaks and weirdos, creepers, fuck-ups, crooks and zеroesAnd downfallen superheroes, help is here All of you cretins, sluts and losers, sexual deviants and boozersAnd prescription drug abusers, need not fear Forever again, we'll cure your sin We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell Right here in Hell at the Happy Hotel

So, all your cartoon porn addictions, vegan rants, psychic predictions Ancient Roman crucifixions end right here All you monsters, thieves and crazies, cannibals and crying babiesFrothing mouth is full of rabies, filled with cheer You'll be complete, it'll be so neat Our service can't be beat, you'll be on easy street, yes Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel!

GEE WILLIKERS, I WONDER WHERE SHE GOT THAT ATTITUDE ABOUT SINNERS FROM??

If I saw that broadcast, heard those words to describe me from someone who never wanted for anything, I wouldn't trust Charlie either! She is the equilevent of a university student graduating with a doctorate, and then acting confused when she isn't immediately taken to theater to perform life-saving surgery.

Ironically, Alastor has done so much more for Hell without even meaning to.

He arrived and toppled tyrannical overlords that had ruled since the beginning of Hell, making way for new blood that changed the way Hell operated. The Vees may be assholes, but they are 'trusted' by most of the populace, and they never would've gotten where they are without Alastor freeing up space at the table.

I am certain that if it were put to a vote, Pride Ring would absolutely put Alastor on the throne: not only for actually inciting change for the better, but because he is a sinner just like them!

[randomreader92]

My Little Pony x Hazbin Hotel

I was thinking about Alastor in Twilight and Radioapple in the Digital Circus and thought of another one:

Alastor in Equestria! More specifically Alastor as Fluttershy!

I know most may think Pinkie Pie due to the whole Laughter and smiles as a strength. But I prefer Fluttershy.

Both have an affinity with nature, love for bizarre animals, adores chaos(Discord), etc.

Similarities to consider:

They share a deer motif: it is popular fanon to redesign Fluttershy with deer features, partially because of her close to nature themes and partially because of how frail and limber she was as a foal.

Singing and shyness: it might be laughable at first to think of ALASTOR of all people to be shy, but consider the episode 'Filli Vanilli' where Fluttershy loves singing but is too shy to do so in front of other ponies. Alastor loves to perform but does so mainly on the radio, where his audience can hear him but not see him.

Nature is beautiful and brutal: I think this comic panel speaks for itself.

Alastor Altruist: Alastor is Cruel to be Kind. While he is patient with her, he doesn't coddle Charlie unlike most of her allies which ironically is the exact thing she needs.

They both have an episode where they learn to say no!

[randomreader92]

Little Rose Bud AU

You know how Sera has a True Form in Canon and that she is a gigantic multiwinged and multieyed swan like bird?

I’m thinking Etienne has a True Form too only due to her youth hers is much smaller than Sera’s.

Etienne’s is unicorn-like(later alicorn) since her mother was part deer while her father is part goat(?) so a hooved animal. Her long tail is from the snake part of Lucifer but the fluffiness is from Alastor.

I’m planning on basing the form on the Kirin from MLP: FiM…

… and the Unicorn from The Last Unicorn.

I think the reveal should happen when Etienne loses control of her form due to the angelic form of growing up, like humans losing their baby teeth. The Hazbin's are scared and horrified as her form cracks and shifts, with only Charlie recognising what's happening due to her own similar experiences as a child (I choose to believe she also has the Biblically accurate form but chooses not to use it because it scares people.)

However, Charlie is uncertain how to explain so she calls the resident expert, her dad, who just melts when he sees Eti's BE NOT AFRAID form!

Everyone else is horrified as the eldritch unicorn keeps trying to stab the still gushing Lucifer.

It's like this tortoise trying to headbutt this cat:

[randomreader92]

Little Rose Bud AU

I like to think while Etienne is not ignorant about sex as a concept(like it’s for reproduction, there are diseases and the evils of those lustful), she is kind of innocent about the more specific things.

I am just imagining her asking what X is and everyone feels super awkward. Some may refuses to tell her or someone does tell her and her questions are more scientific than anything else.

I imagine Roo wouldn't hold back on Etienne when she asks about sexual reproduction, so she knows about the how, the why and the do not dos, but would go further into kinks and what not.

Interesting idea; I could see Angel, not realising Etienne is a child, casually talking about the sort of stuff he has to do at work, and feels mortification for the first time in decades when she peers up at him innocently and asks, 'What does ******* mean?'

Angel's crass attitude and overly promiscuous behaviour is a self-defense mechanism and the natural result of being trapped in Valentino's ilk all his afterlife, so imagine being scolded or warned by Husk not speak about that stuff in front of his Boss, Angel laughs him off, only to be suddenly made uncomfortably aware about how young Etienne looks.

[randomreader92]

Have you seen The Amazing Digital Circus The Final Act? How would you feel about an AU where Alastor adopts a freshly deleted Caine?

Okay, so in a world where instead of *spoilers* being sent to The Void he is sent to Hell, and Alastor finds him glitching and panicking in a alleyway.

Honestly, I think Alastor would look at the trembling freshly 'killed' Caine, see oddly coloured eyes in the mouth without a face, think "kyuute!" and kidnap him back to the hotel.

I think Alastor would remind Caine of Jax, his (former?) favourite, with his fixed smile and seeming enjoyment of the chaos Caine unintentionally causes. Add that Alastor is the first one to genuinely want him around and Caine would cling to him as tightly as Niffty, maybe even more.

I imagine Alastor would make Caine a matching suit to his as he wouldn't care much for the circus outfit and try to teach him to be more "gentlemanly."