#etienne

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a clip from my cover/rendition of ethel cain's etienne.

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The Great Cosmic Irony

DC x Little Rose Bud

I was struck with an epiphany. I was thinking of a crossover between DC and my Little Rose Bud AU.

Rather the usual characters for a crossover like Batfam, Constantine or others of the JL/JLD meeting Etienne first, I was thinking of the Joker.

At first I was thinking of Etienne going up to the Joker and asking if he wants to kill the Devil.

Then I was thinking why the Joker would let Etienne hang around and then it hit me. In some variations, the Joker can see through the Fourth Wall and it actually drove him insane.

So he knows who Etienne is because he can see through the Fourth Wall. As for why he agrees to her request, he knows the future and saw the eventual irony and cosmic joke in her little family.

That the First Man Adam, who was cuckholded by Lilith running off with Lucifer, was going to replace Lucifer and become Etienne’s father figure and possibly become her stepdad in the distant future.

He agrees and they go attempt to kill Lucifer. But the duo are stopped by the Justice League/Dark.

Constantine, Zatanna and Etrigan may recognise what Etienne is, a powerful half-demon child, definitely a spawn of a high ranking demon.

Lucifer shows up and the trio tries to negotiate cause even if she is a half-demon Etienne is just a child.

Lucifer barely acknowledges them before focusing on the defiant Etienne. They looked at each other for a moment before he just hangs his head looking defeated.

Lucifer: I know you hate me but that human(Joker) is bad news.

Etienne: (sneers) I thought you liked anything circus themed. Guess you can’t handle another ringmaster taking over your circus.

Lucifer: Etienne please—

Etienne: Golly goodness, I’m surprised you got my name right! I wonder how long did it take you to memorise it. No more “Deer Girl” or “Ezzy”? Bravo, your Shortness! Bravo!

Everyone was watching with trepidation as the little girl taunted the Devil.

Constantine was getting ready to intervene when he noticed something. The other non-demon half of the little girl matches perfectly with what he could sense from the Devil.

Constantine: Holy crap, she’s your daughter!

The heroes turned to Constantine then back at Lucifer to see his reaction only to get Etienne’s vehement refusal.

Etienne: He’s not my father! He’s a deadbeat layabout with a duck obsession!

Lucifer: (sigh) Etienne please just come back. You can’t keep finding random people to help you kill me. A Lord of Chaos I get but a criminal clown? Isn’t it kind of a downgrade?

Joker: I may not be powerful but no one can deny that I’m not the craziest son of a bitch anyone has ever met! Plus I’m here to see the drama of the Big Joke himself.

Lucifer: (angry) What did you just call me?

Joker: The Big Joke! The deadbeat who killed his kid’s mom and bullied his own daughter only to expect her to forgive him!

Lucifer: (to Etienne) Did you tell him?!

Etienne: (to Lucifer) No! All I asked was if he wanted to kill the Devil! (to Joker) How did you know all that?

Joker: (cackles) It’s pretty obvious ET! I’m an expert on Mommy AND Daddy issues! Why else would a kid try to kill the Big Joke and him not automatically torturing us for trying? (Plus I can see through the Fourth Wall)

Everyone: (speechless)

Captain Marvel: (just arrives) Sorry for being late! What did I miss— Eti?

Etienne: (does a 360 in attitude) Ahoy, Captain!

Captain Marvel: I keep telling you I’m not that kind of Captain! What are you doing here—? Wait. Did you trying assassinating Mr. Lucifer again?

Etienne: Yup!

Batman: Captain Marvel, are you saying this is a regular occurrence?

Captain Marvel: Sort of but not quite? This is like her second attempt with someone from our dimension. Not sure about the other dimensions.

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etienne may genuinely be my favorite off of perverts because it makes you feel the same way televangelism does. the first time i listened to it it felt like quiet hope, drowning out the uncertainty of pulldrone, (a lovely kind of uncertainty don’t get me wrong) it feels like the moment when you decide to stop sinking into the hole of your mind. it sounds like saving yourself. almost cried last night when i listened to it.

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Little Rose Bud AU

I just love the idea that early on in my AU, 7 year old Etienne is immediately respected/feared for being the daughter of the Radio Demon vs 200 year old Charlie who is not liked/respected even though she is the literal princess of Hell and daughter of Lucifer and Lilith.

Maybe it’s because the Radio Demon’s terror is fresher and closer on their minds than the distant figures of the Morningstar Family.

Is it really a surprise though?

On one hand, Lucifer has done nothing for his kingdom beyond making a theme park the struggling sinners are not going to be invested in and signing the contract approving their yearly genocide. Truthfully, the only thing Lucifer had going for him was 'Pure Angelic Power', and Vox revealed to all of Hell that he doesn't even have that! Oh, he could be doing so much more with it, but apparently Lucifer doesn't have the brains to utilise his one asset properly.

On the other hand, according to the far from reliable narrator Charlie, Lilith was 'peacefully protesting' against something before the Exterminations happened, then mysteriously vanishing the same year the genocide started, and hasn't really been spoken of by anyone but Charlie. Seems kinda suspicious to me, why wouldn't the kingdom just assume their queen had abandoned them all when the going got tough?

And then there's Charlie herself... I love her and she means well, but let us look back at her iconic song, 'Inside Every Demon Is A Rainbow', and what she calls sinners with zero irony or self-awareness.

So, all you junkiеs, freaks and weirdos, creepers, fuck-ups, crooks and zеroesAnd downfallen superheroes, help is here All of you cretins, sluts and losers, sexual deviants and boozersAnd prescription drug abusers, need not fear Forever again, we'll cure your sin We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell Right here in Hell at the Happy Hotel

So, all your cartoon porn addictions, vegan rants, psychic predictions Ancient Roman crucifixions end right here All you monsters, thieves and crazies, cannibals and crying babiesFrothing mouth is full of rabies, filled with cheer You'll be complete, it'll be so neat Our service can't be beat, you'll be on easy street, yes Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel!

GEE WILLIKERS, I WONDER WHERE SHE GOT THAT ATTITUDE ABOUT SINNERS FROM??

If I saw that broadcast, heard those words to describe me from someone who never wanted for anything, I wouldn't trust Charlie either! She is the equilevent of a university student graduating with a doctorate, and then acting confused when she isn't immediately taken to theater to perform life-saving surgery.

Ironically, Alastor has done so much more for Hell without even meaning to.

He arrived and toppled tyrannical overlords that had ruled since the beginning of Hell, making way for new blood that changed the way Hell operated. The Vees may be assholes, but they are 'trusted' by most of the populace, and they never would've gotten where they are without Alastor freeing up space at the table.

I am certain that if it were put to a vote, Pride Ring would absolutely put Alastor on the throne: not only for actually inciting change for the better, but because he is a sinner just like them!

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Touchstarved Li OC?

Monster form for another day :P You can kinda gueess what she is with the teeth on her sleeve hehehe MAMAAAAAAAAA

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Chapelle des Morts, project no. 22, plate no. 28. (1728-1799.)

Etienne-Louis Boullée