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[randomreader92]

Habromania!Verse

Lucifer decides to go snooping in Alastor's room in hopes of finding something incriminating and get him booted from the Hotel.

He finds what looks like an old journal, takes it to his room before he's found and gleefully starts to read!

What the fuck?!

[salllzy]

ideas.

[randomreader92]

IDEAS!? 👀

[salllzy]

Mmm. Got stuff to do, but I will be coming back to this. I have some good ideas.

[salllzy]

Duckies, I have several ideas, so which one would you like to see first? Lucifer reads the entire diary; at first, he thinks that it is a joke, perhaps something that Alastor had put there to throw him off. But as he reads, it quickly becomes clear that he is in fact reading Alastor's very personal thoughts. (Lucifer had taken it to find some dirt on getting Alastor thrown out of the hotel, not this, never this, father damnit.) Part of Lucifer wants to confront Alastor about what he read, but that would reveal that he was the one to have taken the diary, and he knew that it would not go over well with anyone. So he would have to be careful about what he knew. Another idea is that it is set in born from an aupple au. I have a couple of them.

[randomreader92]

How about Lucifer reading the whole diary first?

The full game hasn't come out yet so we don't know how all the details, but I also have some ideas (that may get destroyed when it comes out) but I'm thinking that Alastor lives on the run with Hatter (perhaps 'disguised' as husband and wife) and Dormouse in a scenario similar to the 'Escape Ending,' where Alice finds her parents had approved of her to be given a lobotomy, then Cheshire Cat finds her at her lowest point and gives her the same axe Cordelia used...

[kitsunesongs]

Alastor in Wonderland AU/What If Orb!AU:

In Alice Asylum, there was going to be a musical number on the first level, the Denial Realm, sung by the Mock Turtle and a child version of Alice who is being kept prisoner in a circus. A cover of the song was made on youtube (linked in the image).

Imagine the cast watching the amnesiac, innocent, thirteen year old version of Alastor singing while knowing the truth:

Oh, I'll be free, I'll leave! And I'll get my family back! It's okay... it's alright... Here Everything is Fine. It's the four thousand five hundred sixty-fourth day And Everything is Fine. When I get my family back Everything will be fine! When I get to home again Everything will be fine!

I think the Hazbins may be reminded of Charlie when looking at this version of Alastor.

Oh god that HURTS. Especially if they got to get a good look at Alastor's childhood, his parents - he was happy! they were good people and they loved him and he was happy! And they died because they protected him.

And now they see this version of Alastor, amnesiac and happy and in denial/not knowing what happened to them...

He absolutely is reminding them of Charlie.

[randomreader92]

@too-much-inspiration @kitsunesongs Since Angel is watching this, so is Vox probably the other Vees.

You think Vox might get the bright idea to try and win Alastor over by promising to reunite him with his parents after becoming God? Heck, maybe he'll use this as another rallying tactic to a war against not heaven itself, but the corrupt angels like Sera and Adam who are keeping sinners from their loved ones in heaven? If he has sense, he might be more cautious in how he uses the Might of Lilith.

[rosewillow666]

I thought of Vox at the ep 5 rally talking about how each Sinner has at least one person from life who they knew was good enough to cross the pearly gates. He asks the crowd if they know for sure if their loved ones are truly happy in Heaven while being separated from beloved family and/or friends. How the corrupt leadership of Paradise is determined to keep segregated in their afterlives, to the point they would choose the genocide of all Sinners, even those who would want to know how their loved ones are doing in Heaven.

Alastor then interrupts, laughing over 'how ludicrous and presumptuous you are, Vox, to think having the truly good and innocent see their loved ones degraded to their true demonic selves.' Vox argues, saying he knows Alastor misses his parents, and at this point he completely forgets they're in front of a crowd as well as being televised, he promises Alastor that he can see his parents again after Vox comes to power. That any and all Sinners can see the ones they've missed the most.

Alastor looks shocked before giving a humorless laugh, telling Vox that the Alastor his Papa and Maman remember was their sweet, innocent 8 year old child, not the broken, mad serial murderer he is now. "Vincent, listen to me when I say, I would prefer my parents remember who I used to be and think of me with love, not see me as I am now and think of me with disgust."

They both hear a smattering of sniffles and sobs and turn to the sound, finally realizing their little 'moment' had an audience. Alastor takes this opportunity to roll backstage, while Vox takes this opportunity to do what he does best.

[randomreader92]

Ooooh, Vox and Alastor sing a reprise of 'Everything Will Be Fine'- because again Vox lacks originality- and manages to drag the tearful audience into it!

[rosewillow666]

If this is what the Angels and Charlie walked in on, a crowd of Sinners tearfully singing about missing loved ones and wanting 'everything to be fine', Sera's guilt is going to choke her, Emily and Abel are gonna start sobbing, I can't think of how Charlie would react other than sobbing along with the crowd because she still missies her mom. Especially if this is Eve!Lilith!Alastor and she recognizes the song from watching Alastor's life from the What If Orb, though she later would wonder how Vox knew anything about "Everything Will Be Okay', considering she never saw Alastor mention much if anything about his time in the asylum to Vincent.

This would happen after Lucifer's failed attempt to intimidate Vox, though I think he called for backup after watching Alastor's life since the King of Hell got put on the warpath seeing all the evil Alastor dealt with if this isn't Eve!Lilith!Alastor, and if it is, than he's coming to make things right with his wife's reincarnation. I'm thinking he made his iconic entrance to buy time for his backup to properly prepare since he called them on short notice and didn't have time to give much information other than a Sinner Overlord is attempting to rally other Sinners to start a war with Heaven. Which normally wouldn't mean much to the Sins or Goetia but this is after Hell learned that Angels and be hurt and even killed with Angelic Steel, so the threat of war is real with how paranoid and hair-trigger Heaven, and especially Sera, have been in the past decade.

One reaction I'm interested in is Lute. She's in the midst of grieving her... whatever the fuck Adam was to her and wants to eradicate all of Hell, fully believing that will make things better. So how would she react to a whole lot of Sinners sobbing and singing about wanting to see people they've lost, due to being in separate afterlives? She'll no doubt feel disgusted by 'Sinner filth' acting as though they have any right to want to meet with 'righteous souls' who did go to Heaven, but the longer she listens, the more she... understands.

@randomreader92 @kitsunesongs Either of you got anything to add?

[randomreader92]

@rosewillow666 @kitsunesongs

Did Charlie explain who Alastor was during the rally? If she doesn't (Charlie is under A LOT of stress right now and that little titbit would be difficult to talk about) and snaps at Vox like she did in canon with the whole 'sinners like you' rant, I could imagine Alastor subconsciously recognising that self-righteous attitude and Locks-In. Eyes flaring purple when he interrupts and brutally dismantles her justifications, her half-baked apology and snarls how he 'shouldn't be surprised as Lulu was the only angel I had ever met with actual fucking integrity!' Sera's anger is snuffed out when she realises who it is speaking to her and Vox is giddy when he realises that Alastor has (unintentionally) riled up his rally even more. He knew they would be unstoppable together!

If Lute were to try and defend the Exterminations and their righteousness, how all demons deserve to be slaughtered, Alastor flippantly remarks how it's a shame she was heaven-born as Hell had a special welcoming parties for people like her.

I wanna be a fly on the wall when Lucifer has to explain to the Sins (regardless of whether or not the rescue was successful) that the sinner being held hostage was their adopted mother reincarnated.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me

[randomreader92]

I live in the UK (am not 'old' yet) and use a trolley twice or thrice a week when shopping for essentials, it saves on online shopping or petrol and is extra exercise without shopping bags digging into my fingers!

I also used to have an insulated trolley to keep things cool during the summer!

[randomreader92]

@spinedotlazuli1120

[randomreader92]

[localcryptideli]

Thinking about how in kh1 Riku protected Kairi's body and Sora protected her heart/soul and how she would have probably died if one of them didn't do their job correctly and protected her the whole way through, and how at the end of the day they were working together without even knowing it, and how she was with both of them at the same time, and then she was the one to give Sora his human form back, and she was the one to stir Riku's heart enough to give him strength to hold Ansem off; and how in that game she is the literal ocean binding the sky and earth to each other uh

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a daycare worker, watching over toddlers, when the imminent end of the world is announced. It becomes increasingly clear none of the kids’ parents are going to show up as the end inches nearer.

[bixbythemartian]

[Audio starts]

“Mom has been texting me for the last twenty minutes. She wants me to come home. It’s a four hour drive, when the roads are clear, and from what I hear everybody is trying to get somewhere right now. There’s no telling if I’d even-”

“Everybody else has left. All the other kids were picked up, the other staff left. They gave me all the keys. I promised to stay and wait for as long as- well. Even if some of the parents show up, I guess some of them won’t, so I’m just waiting. Until.”

[Clears throat.]

“A couple of people came after everybody left. Peter, one of Aidan’s fathers, gave me three hundred dollars for staying. What am I going to do with money? It’s- anyway. I kind of get it. He wanted to give me something.”

[Audio ends]

[Audio starts]

“They’re all between 2 and 4.” Sniff. “They’re so little. Too little to really- maybe if they were older, I’d have to tell them something. But um. I’m just- trying to stay calm and keep them happy and occupied. I think that’s the best thing, right now.”

[Heaving breaths.]

“I normally use this recorder to help me remember stuff. It’s just, uh, habit to talk to it. I don’t know. They’re napping, right now. I’ve got the baby monitor, they know that if they talk into it, I’ll come, so-”

[Sobbing.]

[Audio ends]

[Audio starts]

“Mom keeps texting, so I blocked her. I sent her a text telling her goodbye, first, but. I do. But these kids need me.”

[Sniff.]

“I tried calling their parents again, but I can’t get anybody. It’s just busy signals. I called the firefighter station, 911. I can’t get through to anybody.”

[Shaky breath.]

“I went out into the yard. Um, I think they can play. It’s nice out, and you can’t really see it yet. Little bit of a glimmer, if they ask I’ll just tell them it’s a plane, but it’s nice out and we’ve got hours before-”

[Murmuring child’s voice, indistinguishable.]

[Audio ends]

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[randomreader92]

Little Rose Bud AU

Do you know Star vs the Forces of Evil? Cause I was thinking of making Etienne’s staff have the ability to change into other things.

It’s a bit of a nod to Lucifer’s shapeshifting abilities but with a weapon.

I feel like the staff didn’t have the ability before it got broken because it was Alastor’s. It represents him in a way staying by his daughter’s side and keeping her safe. Roo may have augmented it but at its core it’s Alastor’s.

I was thinking after Etienne fixes or reforges the staff, that’s when it has the shapeshifting ability. Etienne’s self is not set in stone and will be prone to change.

Oooh, yes I have!

Imagine if the staff turned neon pink when she joins Vox, becoming more modern with a pixal-ie eye!

[dozydawn]

holly smart in the english national ballet’s alice in wonderland.

[silurisanguine]

Linktree will be feeding your images with DALL-E, Open AI from 5th July 2026.

Warning to anyone using Linktree.

From the 5th July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI.

I deleted my account just now, because there was no way to turn this off or opt out.

[silurisanguine]

Update with some alternatives-

Carrd.co. Free alt with paid features.

Bento.app Currently free, integrated with bluesky

Everlink.tools Closest to Linktree, has some paid features.

Omg.lol Currently $20 a year. If paying for Linktree features this is a great upgrade.

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[thoughtportal]

general relativity for babies

[thelittleblackfox]

babies? Hell, I’m an adult this is the clearest and most understandable explaination I’ve ever seen. This book is for anyone

[catchymemes]

[only-cat-memes]

[randomreader92]

Habromania!Verse

Lucifer decides to go snooping in Alastor's room in hopes of finding something incriminating and get him booted from the Hotel.

He finds what looks like an old journal, takes it to his room before he's found and gleefully starts to read!

What the fuck?!

[salllzy]

ideas.

[randomreader92]

IDEAS!? 👀

[catchymemes]

[randomreader92]

[artmolonara]

A quick Lament - tw death mention

Past week has been extremely tough, I have applied to so many different places of the artistic inclination (game devs), but no positive response yet. Also trying to find local job that pays good and an affordable apartment, also no luck. My parents, whom are in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, would accommodate and control me, to a degree that I am not comfortable with, plus there is no work out there.

I had one pro to that plan, in which I would have gotten to see my kitty again, before he passed from old age, but they told me today that he's gone missing a few days ago and hasn't been seen, which might mean he slipped away to die. Day before, went to check my work to see if there was anything I could do, learned one of my coworkers who's been out sick just died. Heaviness upon heaviness. I just want to turn a corner for some good things.

Some positive today: Did the farmer's market, sold some of my clay figures, made a bit of profit, went to see the Backrooms for a discount ticket, was good, I can feel it sticking to me like a smell (granted maybe not the best thing for my mental health but I ordered ahead of time, so...). I got myself a San Pellegrino, the lifeblood of my homeland, had to treat myself.

Really hoping things get better during the week, that I find something sustainable. Going to try and get some more art out, finish some more WIP. I could really use some help if anyone wants to commission me.

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[randomreader92]