#source: reallyreallyreallytrying

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Rumpleteazer: The statute of limitations is a law that says if something happened a while back you should be over it by now.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: dude stub out your fucking torch. I'm trying to be shrouded in darkness.

[cupcakes-are-ours]

merrick: life hack - you don't have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

[strangely-incorrect]

frank: impossible to find a decent homemade man recipe online that doesn't start with a freakin' novel about the guy's early life in geneva... just gimme the ingredients and method

[irreversiblezookeeper]

I’m a miniature bad boy. I’m petite as hell and bad as hell. I couldn’t be more teeny weeny or more god damn rotten and bad.

ótr, probably

[incorrecteragonquotes]

i tell all my buddies who are sharpening a stick in order to stand in the shallows and spear fish the same thing: you gotta adjust your aim to compensate for light refraction

Murtagh, at some point, probably

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Mr. Mistoffelees: Impossible to find a Frankenstein recipe online that doesn't start with a freakin' novel about the guy's early life in Geneva... Just gimme the ingredients and method.

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Grizabella: Life hack: You don’t have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon.