#source: unoriginal

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok: [talking about Joon and Gguk]

Hoseok: I could take them both at once.

Seokjin: in a fight, right?

Seokjin: Hoseok, in a fight, right?

[marigoldmemories]

Taka, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the heck is this???

Taka: *buckles it in* All passengers must be buckled in like good little boys and girls!

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok: did you come just now?

Jeongguk: fuck yes. I'm about to.

[seokkbutt]

Jimin: hey, spell ME.

Hoseok: M–E.

Jimin: you forgot the D.

Hoseok, confused: there is no D in ME.

Jimin, smirking: not yet.

Hoseok: [is a blushing mess.]

[seokkbutt]

Yoongi: I'm planning to learn a new language.

Hoseok: oh, that's cool.

Yoongi: what's cooler is that I need your help.

Hoseok: sure, I'd be glad to be a help!

Yoongi: great, now come and kiss me.

Hoseok: excuse me?

Yoongi, winking: they say kissing is the language of love, and I want to learn that with you.

[seokkbutt]

Yoongi: there are 20 alphabets, right?

Hoseok: no, there are 26.

Yoongi: oh, I forgot u r a q t !

Hoseok, blushing: that's still just 25.

Yoongi: Don't worry, you'll get the d later.

Hoseok, choking: what?

Yoongi: what?

[seokkbutt]

Yoongi: so, Hoseok, how does it feel to be you?

Hoseok, puzzled: what?

Yoongi: professionally asking, how does it feel to be so effortlessly pretty, and cute, and charming, and fun to be around, and lovely, and kind, and warm, and-

Namjoon: *fake coughs* we're on a live broadcast, Yoongi.

Yoongi: I know, so as I was saying..—

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok: [leaves the dorm to do some work.]

No one:

Jimin: it's been an eternity. I miss Hobi hyung.

Jimin: [starts sobbing dramatically.]

Seokjin: it's been two minutes, Jimin...

Jimin, aggressively this time: so, as I was saying..