#incorrect jihope

[asadfangirlbitxh]

In 2025

Namjoon:

Jin:

Yoongi:

Jimin:

Taehyung:

Jungkook:

Hobi: Is it just me or did we all get sexier?

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok: love yourself for me.

Jimin: touch yourself for me.

Hoseok: oka— wait, what?

Jimin: yeah, like, sexually.

[collegeaus]

jimin: [sitting in a tree] i love being here. the view is gorgeous, everything is so peaceful and my heart feels at ease here

hoseok: u don't know how to get down do u

jimin: hyung i'm so scared pls help

[seokkbutt]

Alternatively..

Jimin: spell ME.

Hoseok: J-I-M-I-N.

Jimin: hey, wait. you were supposed to say M-E.

Hoseok: so that you could tell there's no D in that? And then when I tell you that there's no D in ME, you'd reply, "yet"???

Jimin, impressed: wow, so you knew it.

Hoseok, flipping his hair: yes, I did.

Jimin, pulling Hoseok closer: well, why waste our time then?

Hoseok: [is a blushing mess 2.0]

[seokkbutt]

Jimin: hey, spell ME.

Hoseok: M–E.

Jimin: you forgot the D.

Hoseok, confused: there is no D in ME.

Jimin, smirking: not yet.

Hoseok: [is a blushing mess.]

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok: [leaves the dorm to do some work.]

No one:

Jimin: it's been an eternity. I miss Hobi hyung.

Jimin: [starts sobbing dramatically.]

Seokjin: it's been two minutes, Jimin...

Jimin, aggressively this time: so, as I was saying..

[seokkbutt]

Jimin: is it really hot in here, or-

Hoseok: Jimin, it's literally 2°C outside.

Jimin: let me finish.

Jimin: is it really hot in here, or is it just you?

Hoseok, blushing: I- I think it's because of you.

[collegeaus]

[dorm door opens with a slam]

jimin: oh hi hyung. how did ur date go

hoseok: he made everyone else in the room disappear

jimin: i told u not to go out with a magician