Hoseok: did you come just now?
Jeongguk: fuck yes. I'm about to.
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@seokkbutt
Hoseok: did you come just now?
Jeongguk: fuck yes. I'm about to.
Hoseok: [talking about Joon and Gguk]
Hoseok: I could take them both at once.
Seokjin: in a fight, right?
Seokjin: Hoseok, in a fight, right?
Taehyung: Hey, hyung! I got us friendship bracelets!
Hoseok: Put it on me!
Taehyung: *Handcuffs self to Hoseok*
Hoseok: I love kids
Taehyung: *Flirting* I was once a kid
Jimin: *Whispers* My future boyfriend will say "What?"
Hoseok: What?
Jimin: *Contented laughter*
Seokjin: What do you want for breakfast?
Jimin: Hoseok
jungkook is very greedy.
jungkook: *sees jimin's hat* mine
jungkook: *sees jin's sugar gliders* mine
jungkook: *sees hoseok* yea this one's definitely mine.
[At a party.]
Everybody: bottoms up!
Taehyung: [blankly stares at Hoseok]
Hoseok: [panics slightly] no Taehyung.
Hoseok: I'm not the bottom they're talking about.
Taehyung: [sulks] okay, fine...
*hoseok aggressively digs in the fridge*
yoongi: what are searching for?
hoseok: do we have lollipops?
yoongi, unbuttoning his pants: of course, honey ;)
Jhope's Bed
Jungkook: So who gets to sleep in your bed tonight, Hobi hyung?
Tae: Me of course :)
Hoseok: ...
Yoongi: I think you both should share his bed tonight
Jungkook: ...did Yoongi hyung just say we can both sleep in Hobi hyungβs bed
Tae: He must be sick. Either way Iβm happy with how this turned out. But seriously are you okay with us being in his bed
Yoongi: Yes, because he is sleeping in my bed you fucking assholes.
Hoseok: love yourself for me.
Jimin: touch yourself for me.
Hoseok: okaβ wait, what?
Jimin: yeah, like, sexually.
Taehyung: happiness looks good on your face, hyung.
Hoseok, touched: aww, thank you.
Taehyung: but my dick in your mouth would look even better.
Hoseok, sighing: what was I even expecting.
yoongi: these are top ten food i like to eat the most.
hoseok: why is my name here?
you know that βdaddy pass the saltβ joke and both your bf and your dad reach for it? in hoseokβs case itβs every man in a 7km radius.
Hoseok: Thatβs ridiculous, Jungkook doesnβt have a crush on me
Jimin: Yes he does
Namjoon: Yes he does
Jin: Yes he does
Jungkook: Yes I do
Hoseok: what's your type, hyung?
Yoongi, winking: you.
Hoseok, tired: bloodgroup, hyung.
Hoseok: I'm asking what's your blood group.
Hoseok: let's do the three-legged race together, hyung.
Yoongi: Sorry, Hoseok. You can't pair up with me.
Yoongi, muttering: it's a sibling race.
Hoseok, clearly heard him and is now offended: didn't you say I was your eternal brother, hyung?
Yoongi: that was before I fell in love with you.
Hoseok: oh..