#incorrect hopekook

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok: did you come just now?

Jeongguk: fuck yes. I'm about to.

[mitsuya-takashi]

Jungkook: "Fun fact about me , when I'm tired i start fake crying, fake screaming, and singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". I have no idea why and I can't stop it."

Taehyung: "I really wish he was kidding."

Hoseok: "Who hurt you???"

[seokkbutt]

Jeongguk: call me 'Daddy' from now on.

Hoseok: Jeongguk, you're twenty four.

Jeongguk: and?

Hoseok: and younger than me.

Hoseok: stop telling me to call you that, you kinky brat.

Jeongguk: I don't hear you saying that when you're being fvcked stupid by me every—

Hoseok: okay, shut up. Fine. I'll call you that.

Jeongguk: I'm sorry, call me what exactly??

Hoseok, huffing and blushing: d— daddy.

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok: Jeongguk, I love you.

Jeongguk, happy: r-really, hyung?

Hoseok: yes, I could never find a friend like you.

Jeongguk: [heart-broken.]

Hoseok: and a cute little brother like you.

Jeongguk: [heart-broken x2.]

Jeongguk, muttering: and I thought you were finally confessing your romantic love to me.

Taehyung, emerging out of literal nowhere: I feel you, bro. I feel you.

*both of them sighing sadly*

[seokkbutt]

Jeongguk: [sees Hoseok's thighs.]

Jeongguk: must claim them as mine!

[seokkbutt]

Jeongguk: don't talk to him

Hoseok: b-but he's straight!

Jeongguk, sighing: I was straight before I met you, too, baby.

Hoseok, blushing: o-oh.