Aug 4, 2022
Hoseok: love yourself for me.
Jimin: touch yourself for me.
Hoseok: oka— wait, what?
Jimin: yeah, like, sexually.
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Hoseok: love yourself for me.
Jimin: touch yourself for me.
Hoseok: oka— wait, what?
Jimin: yeah, like, sexually.
Jungkook: As your boyfriend–
Jimin: Jungkook, we are no–
Jungkook: AS YOUR BOYFRIEND–
"Instead of calling me a snack, call me a candle bc I'm warm and I smell good and I might burn your house down if you forget about me for too long."
— Jimin, probably
jimin: merry christmas
jungkook: why did you give me a calendar
jimin: because you need to start counting your days
Yoongi: "I'd fight you but my weighted blanket is holding me back."
Namjoon: "Weighted- Yoongi that's Jimin."
website: *asks for a password*
jimin: *types* j u n g k o o k
website: "too weak"
jimin: *gets his fry pan* SAY THAT ONCE MORE!!
[as a waiter]
jimin: how would u like ur steak sir
customer: well done
jimin, blushing: oh thank u sir, this is my first day and i'm very nervous
Jungkook:OMG AHH! IT'S FALLING!
Jimin:HUH?! WHAT'S FALLING?!
Jungkook:AHHH!
Jimin:OMFG JEON JUNGKOOK WHAT IS IT?!
Jungkook:MY HEART!!! AHH!
Jimin,confused:YOUR HEART?!?
Jungkook,winking:..my heart..it's falling in love with you..
Jimin,blushing:I- s-shut up..