#incorrect seokjin

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok: [talking about Joon and Gguk]

Hoseok: I could take them both at once.

Seokjin: in a fight, right?

Seokjin: Hoseok, in a fight, right?

[weishenbwi]

Hoseok: Did you hear about the Russian Cosmonauts wearing yellow and blue when arriving on ISS in support of Ukraine?

Yoongi: 3 cosmonauts about to become astronauts real quick.

Seokjin: Cosmo-nots once they land.

Jungkook: Cosmn’t.

[starkaroo]

namjoon: i'm the most responsible person among us

jin: you literally just set the kitchen on fire—

namjoon: i know, and i take responsibility for it :)

jungkook: what a responsible man, the apple of my eye (๑♡⌓♡๑)

jin:

[mitsuya-takashi]

Namjoon: *leaning in to kiss Jin*

Jungkook, leaving the room: "🎵 Oh to see without my eyes 🎵"

[collegeaus]

psychic: [reads seokjin's mind]

seokjin's mind: i eat spaghetti to forgetti my regretti

psychic: wtf

[honeyvoicehwang]

jin: okay guys who used the group twitter to thirst over taehyung-ah

jungkook, panicked:

jin: are you okay, jungkook?

jungkook, sweating: y-yeah

jungkook, interally: FUCKFUCKFCUFCKFUCK THAT WAS MEANT FOR MY PERSONAL FUCK DICKCFUCK

[yoonielya]

Namjoon: Seokjin is dead? What if he's trying to save everyone... So Jimin will not die in the water, Yoongi hyung will not die in that fire and... OH MY GOD JUNGKOOK SAVED HIM THAT MEANS JUNGKOOK IS SEOKJIN.

Seokjin: Namjoon go to sleep, it's 4 am

[punkvee]

hoseok: we should add korean traditional dance steps to the choreography for idol

jin: are you saying

namjoon: dont do it

jin: we should

namjoon: hyung dont

jin: koreagraph the dance

hoseok: .....