#source: ygotas

[roseofithaca]

Caine: Pomni? Pomni! Pomni, wake up!

Pomni, half asleep: No, Caine, you can't sleep at the foot of my bed tonight.

[sypherafin]

Words of the devil himself

[kcuf-ad]

Asta: Dude, come on, you're Finral Roulacase. You're the nicest guy around, you wouldn't hurt anyone.

*Flashback*

Finral: Hey guys, have you seen a sandwich anywhere?

Magna: Ouhmm...

Finral: Because I swore I left my sandwich over here.

Magna: I'm sorry, but I think I ate your sandwich.

Finral: Give me back my sandwich you bastard! *punches him*

*End of Flashback*

Nacht: Most of the time.

[justincorrectarcanequotes]

Jinx: Before we begin this duel to the death, I have one question. [not bothering to hide her knife] Can I get a hug? Caitlyn: I'm not hugging you! Vi: I don't know, maybe we should hug her. She seems like an okay girl. Caitlyn: Vi, that's your evil sister! She killed your family and made your life a living hell, remember? Jinx: Huuuug! Vi: I still think you should hug her.

[kawaiichibiart]

Selfish Wishing AU

Adrien, trapped by an Akuma: Have you seen my face?

Adrien: Seriously.

Adrien: I'm so cute I get confused with a kitten.

Adrien, referring to a mind controlled Nino: Just one whimper out of me and he'll be the Nino we know and love again.

Akuma: You mean you're not a kitten?!

Adrien: Nope.

Akuma: Wow, you're good!

[metiredlr]

Shizuo: What does the flea have that I don't have? Aside from the fan girls... and the pretty hair...and those gorgeous, red eyes

Izaya: don't forget my sweet ass

Shizuo: yeah, and a sweet ass, but other than that hes got nothing!

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

Shitty ass edit.

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Clove: You know, I think you're really cute.

Cato: You wanna go out some time?

Clove: I meant as a friend, Cato.

Cato: Oh, sorry.

Clove: But I do love you.

Cato: Really?!

Clove: As a friend, Cato!

Cato: ...alright.

Clove: Let's have sex later, okay?

Cato: Huh?

Clovee: As FRIENDS, Cato. Geez, such a pervert...