#source:scrubs

[stephreynaart]

They are

This was pre-Jacob

[the-moonlight-tiger]

Gojo: I'm the smartest, most powerful Jujutsu Sorcerer. Yuta: Are you stuck in that candy machine? Gojo: I paid for my candy, I'm getting my candy.

[incorrect-monsterprom-quotes]

Brian: Hey, do you know anyone who hates themselves enough to actually date me?

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

If someone is standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can’t decide what they want in the half an hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them.

Dorothy

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Tyler: Hey, Kevin

Kevin: Yeah man?

Tyler: Why are we lying down in the grass?

Kevin: Oh, you teleported into a tree and knocked yourself out, so I lied down next to you so Mem and Zen would just think we were chilling

[superdogbiter]

Crowley:”I am the smartest,most skilled demon in hell”

Aziraphale:”Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?”

Crowley:”I paid for my Rolos.I’m getting my Rolos”

[vii-stuff]

Five: I think I need to be alone right now.

[Later]

Five: Thank you for being alone with me, Vanya.

[mizuenas]

Apollo: Uh, Artemis, can I ask you a question?

Artemis: Yeah.

Apollo: Why are we laying on the ground?

Artemis: You got knocked down, so I laid down next to you, so people would think we were just chilling.