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Brian: Hey, do you know anyone who hates themselves enough to actually date me?

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Vicky: I like when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms

Scott, looking down and realizing he only has two arms:Fuck

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Liam: Don’t fear death, fear the state of which you will die. Scott: *horrified whisper* Ohio

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Vicky: HERES A NICE NORMAL BOY IN AN ORDINARY WOOOORLD-

All four of the player characters: SHOW US YOUR FANGS- yAY LIAM

Liam: what the actual fuck-

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Vera: I like dark humor.

Vicky: *turns off the lights* hey Vera wanna hear a joke

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Scott: Z is just a sidewards N.

Vera: It’s 3am Sirius, go the fuck to sleep.

Scott: Zo!

Vera: I swear to god…

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Oz: I wish you'd just admit when you've made a mistake Damien, calmly stirring his coffee: Fuck you, I prefer it with salt

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Damien: I want to fuck you

Oz: Can you be more romantic?

Damien: 💞𝐼 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊💞

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Damein: I'm really into dark humor. Scott, turning off the light:Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

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Liam:  Name three spin-offs of the sitcom Happy Days.

Vicky:  Mork and Mindy…Laverne and Shirley…..and Joanie loves Chachi.

Zoe:  YOU MARRY HER!  YOU MARRY HER NOW!  YOU MARRY HER!

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Principal Giant Spider:  Here at Spooky High, there are no cliques. There are no social groups. You’re accepted for who you are, not for who you hang out with. Okay, we’re gonna divide the tour into several smaller groups so you can get to know your peers a little more.  Let’s get all you big jockey guys over here in one group.  And get you slutty girls over here.  And, uh, you losers should hang out in the back!  Hey - HEY!  That clearly includes you.  Come on, get back there.  Good.  Now, take a good look at the kids standing beside you.  They’re your only friends for the next four years.

Source:  Not Another Teen Movie

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Vera: Did you have a plan?

Damien: I THOUGHT ADRENALINE WOULD TAKE OVER, BUT IT DID NOT.

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Scott: Liam look, it’s the good kush! Liam: This is the Dollar Store, how good can it be?

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Valerie:  Good credit, bad credit, no credit, no problem!  Are you dead?  Fuck it!  Ghost credit!

Polly:  I’M GONNA GET A SUBARU!

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Scott: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives. Vera: I’m literally begging you to stop. Liam: No let him finish.

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Ayeeeee! I had no idea you kept making content! I'm happy you still are!

Yeah I didn’t do anything for a looooong time but now I’m getting back into making content!!!!

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Vera: Shut up Scott: I didn't say anything Vera: You were thinking, it's annoying