Vanya: So I have a problem.
Five: Kill it.
Vanya: Can you chill for like, one second?
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Vanya: So I have a problem.
Five: Kill it.
Vanya: Can you chill for like, one second?
Vanya: I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damesling? Not so much?
Luther: *Giving orders*
Five: *Not interested*
Diego: *Declaring something important decisions*
Five: *Not interested*
Literally anyone: *Talking*
Five: *Not interested*
Vanya: *Makes a random noise*
Five, smiling: Yes, Vanya?
Vanya: Do you have the time?
Five: For you, Vanya? Are you joking? I would always make time for you. My time is precious but you are more so. Vanya, you... are a shining star in the sea of darkness. I would do anything for you.
Vanya: No like what time is it. But thank you.
Vanya: *Kisses Five's cheek*
Five: What was that?
Vanya: Affection
Five: Disgusting
Vanya:
Five:
Vanya:
Five: Do it again.
Five: I have high standards
Vanya: [smiles]
Five: Oh no, she's meeting all of my standars.
Vanya: There you are! You scared me half to death! Where were you? And Why were you gone for so long?
Five: You know the guy who catcalled you yesterday?
Vanya: Yeah?
Five: I beat him up.
Vanya: You wHaT?
Allison: For self defense purpose, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Klaus: Okay.
Vanya: Sure.
Allison, points fake gun: Give me all your money or you die!
Klaus: Bold of you to assume that I have money.
Vanya: Bold of you to assume that I want to live.
Allison: ...
Allison: Are you guys okay?
Luther: Why are you covered in blood?!
Five: It's not mine.
Diego: Is that supposed to make us feel better?!
Five: Of course.
Allison: I think you've made a mistake.
Vanya: My whole life is a series of mistakes, you're going to have to be more specific.
Klaus: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.
Klaus: *irresistible.
Klaus: Let's put it this way, if father was drowning, I would pull up a lawn chair and watch.
Five: I'm giving up alcohol for a month.
Vanya: Wait, really?
Five: Oh, sorry. That didn't come out right.
Five: I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.
Vanya: What if a person insulted me?
Klaus: Their an idiot and they don't deserve your attention.
Ben: Be above it.
Five: *Pulls out his weapon* Tell me their name.
Vanya: Five? Are you alright? You look like you didnāt get any sleep at all.
Five: I got a solid five minutes.
Five: Not consecutively, but Iām fine. Youāre not even as blurry as I predicted.
Five: Crybabies are so annoying.
Vanya: *crying*
Five: Okay, who's the asshole I need to beat the shit out of?
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