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Techno Baron: Hey. Hey, Armor. Hey, Armor, say something.

Armor Baron: H-

Techno Baron: Fuck you.

Shrimp: And sometimes, you achieve nothing in your life, and your parents tell you to move out!

Shrimp: But they just don't understand...

Shrimp: ...that your band's gonna take off very soon-

Rugal: Today’s murder is sponsored by NordVPN

[Wrench is on a high, enclosed shelf, screeching intermediately]

Sky: He keeps getting up here, and he doesn't know how to get down, so he just keeps screaming at me.

Sky: But he keeps WILLINGLY going up there.

[Wrench screeches]

Sky: Yeah, don't you? Uh huh...wasn't the smartest move, was it, Wrench? Got anything to say for yourself?

[Wrench just screeches again]

Sever: hey

Sever: hey aegis

Sever: hey aegis say something

Pyra: he-

Sever: fuck you

venti: believe it or not, I am barbatos.

aether: [nods] true.

everyone:

venti: and just like that, I speak ONE truth and I get blown off, what the fuck is this.

Ammo Baron: I was gonna say "I think..."

Ammo Baron: Then I realized I don't.

Squid Baron: Alright, run an ad, I need to pee.

Shantae: ...no? It's a video game, we don't have to run ads; you can just do it offscreen...

#source: alpharad