Chi lit the kitchen on fire again

Maybe it's incorrect but Chi did light the house on fire | A blog dedicated for the small Failboat Miitopia fanbase | Failboat: https://youtube.com/c/failboat | Spoilers expected (Submissions open!)

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Hello! Welcome to the incorrect quotes blog for Failboat's Miitopia series! Make sure to read this post before submitting anything!

Rules:

1) DNI if you're an LGBT+ phobe, support MAPs, support racism/sexism/ableism, are a terf, or support in generally hateful behavior

2) Please keep quotes tame, no overly explicit or mature quotes, they will be removed if deemed too mature

3) Swearing is allowed

4) Please be respectful when interacting

5) Ages aren't really confirmed for any characters, but just to keep it safe no shipping unless it's been confirmed at least somewhat (such as Lanchi)

Additional Notes:

- This post will be edited as more rules come to mind; if something is making me or anyone uncomfortable you may be asked to stop or be blocked outright

- Tone indicators are taken seriously

- If you know the source of an unknown source quote just put a quick reply and it'll be fixed

Blog consists of both season 1 and season 2!

Asks: ✅

Submissions: ✅

DMs: ✅ (although don't expect it to be active)

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Still more Failtopia text posts

I think I have an infinite supply of these. People really liked the last one, for some reason, so here’s more

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Thinking about reblogging other failtopia works on this blog if that’s fine with everyone ^^

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Bo: I need a BF.

Bo: Billion. Fucking dollars.

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Chi: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Erica: No, I said, "Chi, don't lick the swing set," and then you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Erica," and then you licked the swing set.

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Lanc: date me

Chi: will there be potato

Lanc: 7 whole potato

Chi: we ride at midnight. bring potato

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Erica: You need to harness your repressed rage.

Friend: I don’t have any!

Erica: Spoken like a person with repressed rage.

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Chat we are so back

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Failboat: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. That’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Orion: That’s ridiculous. Name one example.

Failboat: Wasps.

Chat: Spiders.

Friend: Chihuahuas.

Mar: Shrimp.

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Big Bill: So, what are your powers?

Friend: I can heal people! :D

Bo: I'm immortal!

Erica: I can make good life decisions.

Big Bill: That's not a-

Failboat: No, trust us, she's our most important member.

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Shrimp: And sometimes, you achieve nothing in your life, and your parents tell you to move out!

Shrimp: But they just don't understand...

Shrimp: ...that your band's gonna take off very soon-

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Just a little update for this blog before I forget for another three months

I'm gonna try continue posting, however they'll probably go down to one post a day and it might be a little more sporadic

Reason being I'm just running out of content to use and the search gets harder, so it just gets more time consuming, and me being busy already means it's a little more of a struggle to get these out, we're getting through it though

Thank you for the patience and support on this blog! :)

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Failboat: Okay! Let me put it this way: life... is like a pinata.

Petunyawn: Colorful and full of stuff that makes you happy?

Failboat: ...Sure! And you want that stuff that makes you happy, right?

Chi: Do I!

Shrimp: Do I?

Failboat: Well, in order to get that stuff, you must attack the pinata! But you're wearing a blindfold right now. You can keep playing with the blindfold on, if you like the game better that way. But if you take it off... it's easier to get the stuff you want!

Chat: Attack the pinata?

Erica: I believe he is suggesting that you beat someone up and rob their unconscious body.

Failboat: .....NO-

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Failboat: What is love?

Big Bill: An emotional minefield.

Bo: A neurochemical reaction.

Chat: Baby don't hurt me.

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Failboat: *drawing*

Deko, walking by: What is that? Is that your fursona? That's cringe.

Failboat: YOU'RE CRINGE!

Deko:

*cuts to Deko crying in the bathroom*