#source: chopped

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Beelzebub: There's something just so naughty about frying. You say I can't have fried food? I'm gonna fry everything. I'm gonna fry that iconic sandwich cookie. I'm gonna fry an air conditioner.

[incorrectsecretforest]

Lee Sooyeon: I add a sprinkle of infighting between the prosecution and police.

Lee Sooyeon, toppling something over her script: That's all intrigue. I'm an idiot.

[incorrctbleach]

"Mashiro will smile at you, then fucking kick your teeth in."

- Kensei Muguruma

[incorrect-vast-error]

When I was 8, a girl stabbed me in the head with a Moet & Chandon bottle, which I thought was very stylish of her.

Secily

[incorrect-venom-quotes]

Venom, watching Chopped and eating Hot Cheetos:

Lady on the show: That's when I realized I've left the wontons in.

Venom: -quiet gasp- The wontons. -stuffs a bunch of Cheetos in their mouth-

[very-correct-kh]

Sora: and I realized, I left the wontons in

Little Chef: (GASP) The wontons!

[incorrecttazquotes]

My sister would smile at you, then kick your fucking teeth in.

Taako

[incorrectmacgyvercbsquotes]

I think we all are equally worried and stressed.

Wilt Bozer