#source: due date

[incorrectmorpherquotes]

Dan: Why are your sister's ashes in a coffee can? Jordan: Because she's dead, Dad!

[incorrectthosequotes]

Light: He really enjoyed fucking, and in the end he was enjoyed during fucking... kind of circle of life.

L: I’m sorry we snorted Jeevas off each other.

Naomi: You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

[incorrectonepiece]

Kid: I despise who you are on a cellular level.

Luffy: Okay, I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it.

[incorrectuminekoquotes]

Ange: Okay, I think I've calmed down a bit.

Beatrice: Are you ready to apologize?

Ange: FUCK YOU!

[incorrect-batfamily-quotes]

Jason [to Bruce's ashes]: Dad, you were like a father to me.

[incorrectonepiece]

Law: Okay, I've calmed down a bit.

Luffy: You ready to apologise?

Law: What? Fuck you!

[incorrectonepiece]

Mum, you were like a mother to me.

Usopp, after Banchina passes away.