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Roxy: this mornin my starbucs waz all women

Roxy: so when i ordrerd my drink it was all:

Jade: i love your glasses!!! :D

Jane: That drink is really good!

Rose: Have a nice day.

Roxy: which is amazin n showstopin an increedble BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys n my interaction went kinda lik this:

Dirk: We’re trying to help John name his salamander.

Dave: heres a list of names you should vote on

Jake: Or you could write your own mate!

Roxy: wat

John: *AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ROXY A PICTURE OF A BABY SALAMANDER.*

#source: fihli #roxy then proceeds to name johns salamander somethin really obscure #<<-- roxy offers up some shit like ''jesus christ the second coming'' purely as a joke and all four dudes just SHIT THEMSELVES #''OHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK DUDE JC2 BRO. JC2''#guess what john names his fucking salamander #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #animucrystal #mod dave #roxy lalonde #jade harley #jane crocker #rose lalonde #dirk strider #dave strider #jake english #john egbert

“I promise I’m not mad. I just wanna know who thought it would be a good idea to introduce G Wash to emojis. Specifically the eggplant emoji.”

—John Laurens in @fihli modern coffee shop au known as ‘Sons of Libertea’

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John Laurens: My name is John and I’m——

John Laurens: *has an intense stare off into the distance*

Hercules Mulligan:

Hercules Mulligan: *expasterated* Life isn’t anime John wake up and smell the taxes

Hercules: John, you need to do your taxes.

John Laurens: No way! I’m too cool for that!

Hercules:

Hercules, deadpan: John, for the last time this is not an anime.

[Washington and Hamilton are currently *still* loudly arguing on the steps]

Lafayette: I feel terrible! This is all my fault!

Laurens: ...what did you do?

Lafayette: I just wanted to talk to my adopted brother ™

Laurens: ...

McHenry: ...

Laurens: Wait...

McHenry: When did you get adopted?

Lafayette: 1776 by the Washington’s

Doctor: General, you need to take a break. If you don’t unwind soon, death will be soon. I would suggest a fishing trip with your friends to relieve stress.

Washington: [thinks on it] I know just the men to ask.

Washington: :)

[a few weeks later]

Washington: Thank you all for coming. It’s crucial to my health that this goes smoothly.

Hamilton:

Jefferson:

Lafayette: :D

Special thanks to @fihli for the information.

[on stairs]

George Washington: Maybe in about a year?

Alexander: I AM FUC-FORKING QUALIFIED FOR THIS, SIR.

George, expasterated: There is no reason to shout Alexander. Use your inside voice!

Alexander: Well if you would imply that you heard me the first TIME I WOULDN’T HAVE TO SHOUT.

[meanwhile]

McHenry: So... do you think they might fall on the steps?

Laurens: Depends who pushes first. My money is on Alex. *munches on popcorn*

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