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[redlibra14]

Ian: Our greatest threat right now is ourselves. 

Hunt: Naw, I think crocodiles are pretty scary, man. 

Carter: Snakes are pretty bad, too. 

Peter: *chuckling* I'm like a politician making a speech right now. *through a mic* "Our greatest threat right now is ourselves". 

Hunt: *from the back of the audience* Well, actually have you heard about crocodiles 'cause those are scary!

[incorrectzutaraquotes]

Zuko: hey katara, check this out

Katara: hang on, i’m busy

Zuko: hey look at me

Katara: give me a second—

Zuko: i’m more important give me attention

Katara: i said give me goddamn a second

Zuko: i’m getting very upset

Katara: i don’t give a fuck how upset you are. i said give me a second

Katara: okay. hello what is it?

Zuko: i can balance a helmet on my head.

Katara: oh my god

[crackhead-fiends]

Ashido: Bro, Monoma, have you seen pictures of, like, rhinos with boners?

Monoma: First of all, I’m not your bro, second of all, don’t ever say that to me again.

[rottmntquotes]

Mikey and Leo Playing Fortnite

Leo: That's me, dancing in the back. That's me with the no-backpack. Gingerbread man, you know that's what I pack, mofo looking at me like I just don't relax. Yeah, uh, look at dat ass!

Mikey: Goddamn!

Leo: Damn straight, uh, I got the gingerbread ass. Uh, look at that shit.

Mikey: So tasty! *W H E E Z E*

[arabelle-sc]

Warden: Can I get a Praise Jesus!?

Conqueror: Praise Jesus…

Warden: Can I get a hallelujah!?

Peacekeeper: Hallelujah~

Warden: Can I get a not so sexual hallelujah?

[crackhead-fiends]

Ojiro: fun fact I’m actually banned from 5 kfc’s in Japan

Hagakure: for what???

Ojiro: sucking on the bone right in front of the employees