#source: funkyfrogbait

[wyvernslovecake]

Chopper: I wish I could have eaten at Sanji's restaurant in the East Blue. It sounds like so much fun.🥺

Usopp: When I accidentally dropped a fork, the staff emerged from the shadows and created a shame circle around me, laughing as I tried to hide under the table.

Luffy: They had dinosaur nuggets!😁

Chopper: DINOSAUR NUGGETS?! 🤩🤩🤩

[e-squared-what-is-my-life]

No, don't leave, please! Don't you want to spend the night, hang out, have hot, hot, leez-beean sex?

- Horny Coral to Busy Taski, probably

[nakamopapina]

[Larry’s been asked to watch the grandparents; and they decide to troll]

Larry: Alright guys! Here’s your pudding!

Tabitha: *busy crocheting* hmm, thank you dear!

Larry: Is there anything else you guys need?

Grandpa Pteranodon: This pudding smells like… ‘updog’

Larry: Oh, I-I’m sorry, Grandpa Pteranodon! Uh… what is ‘updog’?

Grandpa Pteranodon: Nothing! What’s up with you? *laughs*

Larry: *awkwardly laughs* Very funny Grandpa Pteranodon.

Trevor: Don’t be mean, you old simp! The poor thing doesn’t even know what ‘deez’ are!

Larry: I’m sorry, ‘deez’?

Trevor: Deez nuts!

Larry: Guys, come on…

Grandma Pteranodon: *coughs* I think I might’ve contracted… ‘ligma’

Larry: Oh my evolution! Grandma Pteranodon! Do I need to call a doctor?! I never even heard of ‘ligma’!

Grandma Pteranodon: Ligma balls!

Tabitha: Okay, you guys are being inappropriate!

Larry: Thank you!

Tabitha: *holds up a single coloured blanket she’s crocheting* Look at this pattern! It has a dragon on it!

Larry: Uh… I don’t see a dragon-

Tabitha: Dragging these nuts across-

Larry: That’s it!

[the-most-powerful-ruler]

Plug Man: "Oh my God, there's this new anime. You have to watch it, it's so good."

Elec Man: *Sigh* "Does it have an ungodly amount of fan service? You can tell me."

Plug Man: "Uh I don't know what you're talking about."

Elec Man: "Does every female character in this anime exist solely for the viewer to say 'Awoga 'Awoga, me likey'?"

Plug Man: *Nervous* "I haven't really been paying attention, uhh, that much"

Elec Man: "On a scale of one to ten, how closely do the cries of pain, excitement, or surprise from the female characters resemble the vocalizations one might hear in an adult film?"

Plug Man: ""Uhhhhh-"

Elec Man: "Actually if you could give me a general estimate of the amount of times cleavage and or the upskirt area of a woman is predominantly shown on screen, that would be great."

Plug Man: "That's not fair! Pretty Princess Unicorn Fighters have to wear revealing clothes because their skin uses refracted light to generate their rainbow powers!"

Plug Man: "Shit up you degenerate and crawl back into the goon cave that spat you out."

Plug Man: "Oh yeah, well how many Gojo thirst traps are on your for you page right now?".

Elec Man: "Shut up-"

[wyvernslovecake]

Robin is that person who shares horrifying news articles about robbery and murder with her friends so that they stay safe and also to be like 'wow, crazy huh?'

Robin: Good morning, Chopper. That t-shirt you picked up in town yesterday looks adorable.😊

Chopper: Oh, thank you, Robin! 😁

Robin: 🙂

Chopper: 🤨

Robin: Here's an article on a new method of kidnapping that human traffickers are using in our area.

Chopper: wHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THIS?!

[wyvernslovecake]

Crocodile: Finally done packing?

Buggy: Uh yeah, that should be everything.

Crocodile: Can you even close that suitcase? How many outfits are you bringing?

Buggy: Just fifteen.

Crocodile: Oh wow. You're packing reasonably light this time. Wait... how much underwear did you-?

Buggy: All of them.

Crocodile: God damn it, clown.😒

Buggy: No, no, no, you don't understand! What if I shit and piss myself every single day of the trip? We're sailing through New World waters!

Crocodile: You do and you won't have to worry about changing clothes. I'll throw your disgusting ass off the ship myself.

Buggy: You want me to go commando and have my Buggy Balls swinging all over the deck?!

Crocodile: We're just sailing to the island next to ours for the weekend. I think I can keep them in my pocket until then.

Buggy: You scoff now, but just wait! 😤 Your hour of need will descend upon you like a dark cloud when you least expect it, and you will beg for alms from my loin stock! The one you mocked turned your benefactor.

Buggy:

Buggy: Wait, what about your pocket???😳

[wyvernslovecake]

Koby: Vice-Admiral Smoker, we have reports of a pirate altercation south of Broc Coli Island. There are two male pirates that are stabbing-

Smoker: Damn it, Captain, do you not remember anything from the HR training course we just had last week?!

Koby: Oh! I'm so sorry, sir! 😲 Um... two humans who have not yet confirmed their gender identity engaged in a non-consensual knife play session-

Smoker: Not that! *jabs a finger at Luffy right next to them* You're not supposed to hold the pirate's hands when you bring them in!

Koby: *blushing as he looks to Luffy whose hand he's holding*

Luffy: Hi, Smokey! 😊

Koby: He... he said he was nervous.

Smoker: You let him stay in your cabin, didn't you?😒

Koby: He said he wanted to see my goggle collection!

Luffy: I like the ones that look like frog eyes! 😁

[wyvernslovecake]

Zoro: Hey, you got anything to drink?

Sanji: Yeah, here.

Zoro: *immediately spews it out*

Sanji: What the hell, Moss Head?! I didn't pay for splash zone seats!😠

Zoro: Ugh, oh my god! There's no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?!

Sanji: It's water, dude. 😒

Zoro: Why does it taste like that?!

Sanji: I'm sorry, do you think Mother Earth is just lactating Blue Hawaii surprise, bitch?🤨

Zoro: No, no, I need my grog! I'm so thirsty!!! 😖

Sanji: Does everything in your life need to deliver maximum blood pressure? Just drink the water!

Zoro: NO, NO, I CAN'T! I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T!!! 😖

Sanji: What kind of freakish mistake in evolution creates a creature that denies the source of life? 😑It's natural selection at this point.