Sarah: this is the “Ethan’s not cool alarm”
Sarah: *imitates alarm noise*
Erica: This is the “Ethan’s a virgin alarm”
Erica: *imitates alarm noise*

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Sarah: this is the “Ethan’s not cool alarm”
Sarah: *imitates alarm noise*
Erica: This is the “Ethan’s a virgin alarm”
Erica: *imitates alarm noise*
I have enough adopted children to form voltron
-Steve Harrington
Benny: aggressively taps Ethan to alert him that something he was loading was at 69%
Jane: *has massive bottle of Pure Leaf*
Ethan: that's a big thing of tea
Jane: I'm a big thing
Eddie says I'm allowed to say shit
-Richie Tozier
Richie: I touch myself because I'm an orphan
Richie: wait no I don't I'm too pretty
Who looks a baby in the eyes and names it Rory?
-Erica
Beverly: it's literally physically not possible for you to do that
Pennywise: I don't care I'm pennywise