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Al: You can’t say ‘bubbles’ in a threatening way.

Ed: ????

[moments later]

Winry: Al, why is Ed angrily screaming ‘bubbles’ on the roof?

I laugh in the face of danger! Then I... hide until it goes away.

Kastor

Shawn: I'm...I'm Afraid

Cory: Afraid? Why would you possibly be afraid?

Shawn: Becuase I'm Happy cor, So profoundly happy...

Cory: and that's a bad thing because?

Shawn: I've never been allowed to be happy! The universe only lets me bt this happy when it's preparing to take something from me?

Harry: What the hell are you made of?

Tom: Bourbon and poor choices.

Harry: Was the bourbon one of those choices?

Albus: I wasn't that drunk, last night.

Scorpius: You were flirting with me.

Albus: So? You're my boyfriend.

Scorpius: You asked me if I was single, then you started crying when I said I wasn't.

Albus:

Albus: Yeah, that sounds like something I'd do.

Sid: That's it. I'm giving up drinking for good.

MC: ...you're literally downing vodka right now.

Sid: That's because I only drink for evil now.

Sophie: I'm Sophie, and these are...*to Fitz* what would you like to be called?

Fitz: Boyfriend.

Linh: *to Dex* And what about you?

Dex: Boyfriend. Equally as much.

Linh: So boyfriendses?

Fitz: It's complicated.

If you have nothing nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.

Karma probably

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