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[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Barty: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing? Pandora: No, it’s called high jacking. Sybill: Weed whacking. Emmeline: It’s called disappointing your mothers.

[planemon-incorrect-quotes]

SPOILER FOR THE FINAL EPISODE OF WTD S1

Gwi-ma, to HUNTR/X: “Hey, you! Having a little bit of trouble, are we? Keep tugging that thing, and it just might POP! So long, losers!”

The spirits of the flight crew demons: *running past Gwi-ma to help out the girls while flipping him off*

[incorrectuksies]

crutchie: we like hanging with you.

davey: thanks.

race: you shouldn't thank us too much, hanging with us makes you a loser, too.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Lucas: I thought you said you wanted to get out of this town too.

Max: Because I want to run towards something, not away.

Will: I'm sorry, but who invited Molly Ringwald into the group?

[davidbowieswizard]

The Marauders: *on their way to do pranks*

Euphemia: Aren't you forgetting something?

James: *sighs and kisses Euphemia's cheek*

Marauders: *starts laughing*

Sirius, being serious: Do you want one from me too Mrs Potter?

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Clarence: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Old Bridget: No, it’s called high jacking.

Geoffrey: Weed whacking.

Sean: It’s called disappointing your mothers.

[mysticalarmand]

*Damian kisses Nika, and pulls back.*

Nika: January embers...

Damian: ...my heart burns there, too.