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[incorrectdevilquotes]

Chloe: Are you eating at this crime scene!?

Lucifer, taking a bite of his sandwich: Okay, first off, I’m wearing gloves.

Chloe: People died here!

Lucifer: Not from this food!

[incorrectdexhamiltonquotes]

Dex: I see the glass as half-full, Zap sees it as half-empty; that’s why we make a great team. Jane, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the glass. Jenny wonders why it has to be a glass, and Tung usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

Claire: *making origami*

Chris: Is that a frog?

Claire: It’s a swan.

Chris: From where, Chernobyl?

[incorrectdeathmark]

Yashiki: Are you eating at this crime scene!?

Banshee, taking a bite of his sandwich: Okay, first off, I’m wearing gloves.

Yashiki: People died here!

Banshee: Not from this food!

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Ludika: are you eating at this crime scene!?

Fidorance, taking a bite of his sandwich: okay, first off, mom, I’m wearing gloves.

Ludika: people died here!

Fidorance: not from this food!

[incorrectbensler]

Elliot: I see the glass as half-full, Olivia sees it as half-empty; that’s why we make a great team. Fin, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the glass. Munch wonders why it has to be a glass, and the Captain usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

[incorrectqafquotes]

Emmett sees the glass half full. I see it as half empty. That's why we make a great team. Brian, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Michael wonders why it has to be a glass. And Justin usually breaks the glass by putting his feet on the table."

Ted

[incorrectclintnatquotes]

Clint sees the glass as half full. I see it as half empty. That’s why we make a good team. Kate, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle, Phil wonders why it has to be a glass, and Maria usually breaks the glass by putting her feet up on the table

Natasha, probably